Moroneae Domesticus
Foreward: Spiders are just little pests . . . unless you work with a bunch of idiots. An absolutely absurd comedy piece, inspired by Monty Python, cartoons, and my own debilitating fear of spiders. This would probably work better in a more...
Workplace Romances
_Workplace Romances_ Kevin was destined for greater things. No, those greater things weren't astronaut or politician or "_coffee master_," whatever that was; but greater than the night shift at a crummy grocery store. The fact he hated his job was...
I Can Do It Better
_I Can Do It Better_ The music from the sound system cut to a low hiss. Corey turned around to the stage, if it could even be called that, where some young tiger was tuning an acoustic guitar. Dissonant chords filled the room and Corey quietly...
You Can Always Call My Cell Phone
_You Can Always Call My Cell Phone_ “So that’ll be a full PA _and_ a sound guy? Awesome!” Minh could barely contain her excitement, and...
FML
_FML_ Kevin placed a few more candy bars on the rack, trying to arrange them neatly. Then he leaned back, tossed his head behind him, rolled his shoulders and sighed. Part of it was sincere fatigue, the other was sincere boredom. Not a lot of people...
FML With Coda
_FML_ Kevin placed a few more candy bars on the rack, trying to arrange them neatly. Then he leaned back, tossed his head behind him, rolled his shoulders and sighed. Part of it was sincere fatigue, the other was sincere boredom. Not a lot of...
Moving On
Foreword: How can any follow in the footsteps of the great few? Another poem for you! This one follows a significant, if childish, meter that I thought I was so creative for coming up with until I actually wrote it down....
Sexist Windows
_Sexist Windows_ "I have the sneaking suspicion this window is sexist." My friend looked at the window of the university cafeteria we were sitting near as streams of rain ran down it. Currents moved within the streams, appearing as moving scales...
The Soloist
Foreward: There are certain joys that can only be experienced alone. Another poem out of me! I'm still not considering myself a poet, but I must say, I'm growing more and more familiar with it. This was another idea that got...
the Duet
Foreward: So, here's a little bit of poetry for you! I don't really consider myself a poet, but I'm taking a class that studies poetry next semester, so I figured I'd give it a whirl. That, and the idea got stuck in my head and I...