Fortnight: Lightning Strikes the Family Tree
Patterson Preston Peters, the handsome, young, hung, bisexually married, kink-loving otter with a latte swirl brown-cream coat, stood stock still in the middle of the family living room with a controller in his paw, a gaming headset on his head, and a...
Kioga: Diaplomacy 3 - The Resident Biohazard
The gangbangers just had to have their personal Disneyland of clandestine commerce, and Kioga was stacking wrinkly bills while worrying about getting a contact high. They seemed to carry...
Kioga: Diaplomacy 9 - Our Diapers Longer Than Our Soul
The lift itself was located after a very long hallway, and the two could not quite gauge how far they moved through the building until they found a gold gate seemingly floating in a mass of black. The air felt colder against their legs, which were...
Kioga: Diaplomacy 8 - The Black Widower
Around them, the color and tone of the environment sank into quiet severity, the white stone of the main area faded into austere black, with straight accents of bright chrome. They braced themselves for cheap studded harnesses and "pig-hole stretcher"...
Kioga: Diaplomacy 7 - Mercatio Munerum Visitanda
The gift shop took its cues both from juggernaut theme parks and from Las Vegas excess by way of Caesar's Palace, but it did not have any bright colors. Even the Praetorian purple was a faded lavender, as if the group had discovered this relic from...
Kioga: Diaplomacy 6 - Padded Cells
Ceylon caught his wrist before he crossed the threshold. "Is this serious?" The cheetah grinned. "Maybe for them....
Kioga: Diaplomacy 5 - A Silly Museum
They pulled up to the front of the Carcer Contempla, which itself was a building both nondescript and imposing. Modern government buildings seemed to have a penchant for rectangles, and this one was no...
Kioga: Diaplomacy 4 - Magic is Friendship
The merchant episode left a strange taste in everyone's mouths, for while the group, including Mort--whose name went from Mort the Helpful to Mort the Mortified for a bit, then changed back--had great guilt and...