The Quest for the Holy Dildo #7
#9 of holy dildo the angel opens her mouth angelsong. it's not that it bores you so much it puts you to sleep. it's more that it's so comfy you can't help but to curl up and doze off. unless you're otherwise engaged...
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #6
#8 of holy dildo dancing queen in which faniel's dances with a farmer, and sampson and devilah get a room. you'll have to forgive the tribble comment as lore-breaking. it was just too good not to use.
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #5
#7 of holy dildo on to ivarstead! in which faniel gets a weapon, devilah's eyes sparkle at gold, and sampson gives her another gift. | "wait! hold on big guy!" cried the leader, wisely dropping his weapon to the ground and dropping to his knees.
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #4
#6 of holy dildo to fuck an angel in which muz-ra announces her choice for her maid of honor, and what happens when a band of bandits meet a hero. hint: there will be no angel fucking. | "so, have you thought about who will be your maid-of-honor?"
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #3
#5 of holy dildo an announcement in which muz-ra confesses, the jarl has ulterior motives, and k'rris gets harem-ed. | muz-ra was waiting in the jarl's chambers when finally his entourage disbanded and he came in to see her.
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #2
#4 of holy dildo marking time with an angel in which a river is crossed in style, a succubus leaves to do her thing, and the scent of an angel's butt is discussed. | soon the trio came upon a river as predicted.
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #1
#2 of holy dildo yup. new story commences. naked-idity will be strong with this one, though actual sex will (probably) be minimal. so put a blanket over yourself and your monitor and enjoy the quest for the holy dildo!
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #22
#25 of holy dildo the wedding of muz-ra in which, surprise! muz-ra and the jarl finally get married! | the wedding was, of course, no surprise to the residents of whiterun.
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #21
#24 of holy dildo a different kind of red wedding. (see, red is the nickname of the argonian getting married. clever, no? no? oh... sorry.)
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #20
#23 of holy dildo faniel's last night in which faniel gets some love. | _author's note: i was going to make this a 1/2 and 1/2 post with half the action at high hrothgar and then the wedding begins at whiterun.
Holy Moments of Dawns yet to Come
Once upon a time there was a stupid old megawhore called Shakira. She wanted to teach all the little children to be sluts and prostitutes, because she lost what little power she had and wanted to fill the void inside. So, using ancient and powerful...
Oh Holy Night...part V
After the mark has gone, a new more permanent mark is placed on the sanctified and permits the vampire to learn the holy power of the lancea sanctum: theban sorcery.