Fucking Like Cats and Dogs
The rickety jalopy pulled up outside the brightly lit house, wheezing to a stop with a mutter of shaking parts and a cough of exhaust smoke. The snow leopard inside checked his watch, then grabbed his keys and wallet and climbed out. He climbed the...
Employee of the Month
"_Diamond! Diamond! Diamond!_" Atlas tried to focus on the orders his customers were making. "So, uh, that's one... Moscow Mule..." "_Woo!"_ "_Yeah, baby!_" "Uhm..." Atlas stared down at his blank notepad. "And... one Moscow Mule..." ...
[Sketch] The Personal Touch
"...sir, as I've explained-" "_Stop_ talking to me like I'm a child!" The sales rep had to suppress her sigh - holding a hand over her headset mic to ensure the customer didn't hear - but she did roll her eyes as widely as possible. _Well, stop...
[Sketch] Quickie
"Taaaakiiing...things out of the dryyyyyerrrrr..." The sabretooth hummed tunelessly as he pulled warm clothes from the machine. He was bent over, his pert ass raised in the air. He liked the warmth in the dryer right after it finished. It fluffed up...
[Sketch] War Stories
"...and then I fucking _gutted_ him! Bam, bam!" A knife jabbed outward twice, into empty air. "And he fell back, right, and he was all, 'No, please stop, I have children, I have a dog, I might have left the gas on!', and he's crying, and bleeding, and...
[Sketch] Dom Training
"He's so tight, Dad," Dal gasped, his uncertain thrusts still managing to bury all of his cock inside the deer, making the cervine bleat happily every time his balls swung up and kissed his own. "I...I thought the play would...loosen him up..." ...
Stamina
"Yeah." The rancher sucked thoughtfully on his teeth, a hand resting on the Friesian stallion's thigh. "He's just not interested in 'em at all. They'll practically be squirting into his eye, and he just moves away." The dark-haired farmer standing...
Hello, Neighbour
The horses were going to fuck again. He was certain. Dillon sat on the windowsill, his back resting against the side. One leg extended along the sill, the surface just long enough to fit it; a cloven hoof tapped absently against the far wall. The...
Family Tradition
"Uncle Sam! Uncle Sam!" The little fawn came hurtling towards him, short pudgy arms wrapping around one of the tall red stag's legs as he walked in through the entrance. Sam made an _oof_ noise and swayed back a little. "Hello, Kyla." He reached...
What's Good for the Goose
Perch hummed as he climbed out of the cab, arms bristling with bags and packages. He waved an awkward goodbye to the cabbie -- almost throwing half of his goods to the ground as he did so -- and made his way to the property entrance. An...
[Teaser] The Cowboy Way
The two brothers were still looking out of the windows, seemingly unconcerned with conversation, and Keith dared to turn his head a little to either side and run his eyes up and down both of them. Chet's crotch caught his eye with a bulge that looked...
[Sketch] Naked
Khevin screamed, flexing and pulling at the ropes, but it only made them dig deeper into his flesh. The zebra looked like a strong breeze would push him over, but he knew his knots, and now he stood in silence, staring at his prisoner as the kudu...