Spring Brew
Spring break. What more did you have to say to a college kid to get them dropping everything so that they could listen to you? Apparently, not very much. Just saying those two words would be enough for anyone to hop in their cars and cruise on down to...
The Gift
He looked at himself in the mirror and couldn't help but smile. Dustin had surely put on a bit of weight over the last couple of years, but this last month or so seemed unusually better than all that had come before it. He was actually starting to show...
Earning Favor
"It comes down to this, folks. Lucario versus Riachu in the final moments of the match; Lucario has the upper hand on Riachu! His losing streak may finally be over, folks!" The announcer called over the intercom as the fight below was taking place....
Chef Jo
"Look, Jo... all I'm saying is that you're a big boy and it's not good for your health. Especially since it took you what... a month? A month to put that weight on; and you weigh upwards of 400 pounds now, right?" The voice was deeply concerned, but...
Dr. Change's Next Subject
This is another fine mess you've gotten yourself into, Rodney. Just another fine mess you now have to explain to the press and your agent. Where are the lights? Rodney Ginger had been searching for the lights to his own living room for a few minutes...
The Gift 3: Birthday Changes
Happy birthday to me, Vince thought with a faux-excitable tone. Nobody had even bothered to remember his birthday this year outside of those who paid attention to the reminders, and none of them had bothered to buy him anything this year at all. It was...
Pigging Out
"Shut up and get me another slice of cake, fatass." Agapios snarled at the waiter as he stared the fat crocodile down in the restaurant. For some odd reason, not related to the full moon, Agi was starving. Insatiably hungry all day, it seemed, and he...
Calm During the Storm
Dark and stormy nights are the things of storied clichés, but tonight was just one of those nights where you had to deal with it or else you'd never get home. At least, that was Jim's thoughts on the matter. The words that felt too disgruntled about...
Lab Accident
Hal Love had been a lab assistant for a couple of decades but he had never had a problem with that. What he had a problem with was his patience. If something didn't get done immediately, he found a way to do it himself. That appeared to be the case...
Love of the Game
The trees were clustered around the edge of the field, so thick in all directions that it was impossible to see past them. Of course, this was because of the fact that there was nothing past them; in fact, the simulator was very good about hiding its...
Bear's Legacy
Legacy By Wolfie Braxton They used to call him Slim Jim back when he was in high school. He'd been like a beanpole then, always shoved in the corner of a busy corridor or elevator because he was the least massive person in the room at all times,...
ChAInged
Like everyone else he was talking to lately, he too had Skyrim. And like everyone else he had talked to lately, he was glued to the game for endless hours since it was released. He had not really bothered to do much else this week, actually, and now...