Take 5 Archive
waifur ideologies 111. 112. \>virgin lobster 113.
Greentext Bucket (no longer updated)
\>childhood friend waifur and anon depart. 483. \>anon never thought of friend as a lover 484. \>waifur thought taking lovers would make him want her 485.
Muzzled GF (ADHG)
A guy gets a gf who just so happens to be on probation ~350 words \>end up falling in love with a waifur who's on probation \>part of her probation is that she has to wear a muzzle, you've never bothered asking her why though you have to guess she got
Call of the Waifur
Jake recalled that waifurs didn't have genuine genetic diversity until fairly late in the population explosion. early models would just outright clone themselves to make daughters.
Slasher Waifur (ADHG)
A waifur who starred as a slasher in a horror movie watches its premier with her boyfriend.
Wifwolf Hates The Piano
Funny story from a chat about serenading waifurs. \*creereaak\* \>the rickety door swings open. in pops wifwolf, with a passive smile spread across her muzzle.
Cooking By The Book
This is just a silly short story of a serval waifur who loves to cook but just can't because of her derpiness other short stories will appear with her involving her kitchen antics enjoy!
The First Step Towards Rank Privileges
This is a little story about a man and his waifur having an unlikely reunion set in the half life two universe. fair warning this one is a little depressing which given the setting shouldn't come as a surprise.
Battleborn chapter 2
Chapter 2! Im probably not gonna finish this story due to the writer i was co-writing this with stopped writing. either way enjoy
Synthetic Unlife
#11 of one offs a story about the potential consequences of waifurs fmii-4133, or as she was named by robert johnson in 2039, elizabeth johnson stares at the same wall she's stared at for some three thousand years, not because she's trapped in the twenty-first
Flush From the Den
\>With a sharp cry from the driver, the carriage starts off along the cobblestone streets, and into the night \>The ride isn't smooth until the driving horse hits its stride; then you hardly feel the stray dogs beneath the wheels, the potholes that...
The Leaves of Fall Act 3: Something That Matters (Part 16)
Bolm drags out the last syllables to a high 'luh' like he does sometimes \>c'mon you magical fuck, get to the point \>can't he see that your waifur needs you? \>"what i really wanted to ask you about was college.