The Quest for the Holy Dildo #19

| Faniel laughed, "Come on, hero. Let's see how skillful you really are with a blade." With that she handed one of her sharpened daggers to Sampson and he positioned himself between her legs. "Well, alright then! You'd better lather up with some...

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The Quest for the Holy Dildo #18

| They found Arngeir in the meeting room seated with Einarth. At their entrance, both Greybeards rose. "Welcome back, friends," Arngeir greeted them. "Did you meet with Paarthurnax?" "Oh yes. He flew me down to find the dildo! He's very nice!" ...

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The Quest for the Holy Dildo #17

| When Sampson finally caught up with Devilah, he was surprised to find her laughing and at first was concerned about her sanity. "Devilah? Are you alright? He didn't hurt you did he? I swear I'll kill that giant lizard if he's hurt you!" ...

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Gal's Gone Wild: Durango Chapter 3

Chapter 3 _Strange New World_ _Space, the final frontier...._ Never really been big on Classic Science fiction, but then again, looking at the state of the world, I have been living it. The shuttle finally came as the Marshal filled me in on...

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The Quest for the Holy Dildo #14

| In the end, it was little trouble convincing the Greybeards to take part in Devilah's 'show'. The feeble protests they mounted were easily countered when Faniel reminded them that they had lied point-blank to an Angel. "Besides," she added as a...

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The Quest for the Holy Dildo #13

| Meanwhile, in another room, Devilah was talking to Borri after having just finished a snack. "Quite a collection of Tails you have stashed under there! You like both Argonians _and_ Khajiits then I presume?" "Oh, yes. I'm afraid it's a fetish...

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The Quest for the Holy Dildo #12

| No one answered when they tried knocking at the door, though it seemed unlikely that their attempts to knock were even heard by any that might be near. Instead, Sampson drew one of the huge doors aside and all three stepped within. "Let Sampson go...

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Queen Muz-Ra #16

| In fact, it was a full two more weeks before she brought up the subject again. "Jarly," she started. "What do you really think would happen if we... you know... went public?" "I honestly have no idea. Irileth says doing so might undermine my...

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The Quest for the Holy Dildo #20

| _Author's note: I was going to make this a 1/2 and 1/2 post with half the action at High Hrothgar and then the wedding begins at Whiterun. But the Whiterun setup is taking a long time and decided instead to get a short post out. Though there's...

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Gal's Gone Wild: Durango Chapter 4

Chapter 4 _Human relations_ Getting use to time on Cerces will be taking a while, I see. With these 32 hour days and understanding the concept of time, I spent the first 18 minutes on the ship confusing the crap out of myself. As of today there is...

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The Quest for the Holy Dildo #11

| "Is it really 7000 steps?" Faniel asked. "Well, that's what they say. Feel like counting them?" Sampson answered as they stood at the base of the Throat of the World and looking up at the daunting Steps. He was clad in fur now, having spent some...

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The Quest for the Holy Dildo #8

| The two sat in silence, listening to the slow breathing of the sleeping patrons around them. The Angel smiled a few minutes later. "And now, I think you have some guests to entertain. I'll be in our room. Best not do it out here though. The others...

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