The Yiff-A-Cub Club

**The Yiff-A-Cub Club** **~Agrius** There were seven of them in all - three boys, four girls. They had their pants and underwear pulled down and were bent over a long hospital gurney that had been lowered to just a few feet above the floor. In the...

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Lemon Juice & Razor Blades

LEMON JUICE & RAZOR BLADESby Agrius"I hate you!  I FUCKING HATE YOU!! No... no...oh god ohgodohgod..."There came a loud thud just outside the bathroom door, followed by crazed, manic laughter.  Chubby black fingers slipped beneath the crack, wiggling...

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My Life As Cereal

**My Life As Cereal** **~Agrius** Thus, I am born. Like so many of my brothers and sisters, I have survived the milling process, and then the baking. Into the oven we went - all of us - to weather the brief, scorching flames of the Great Machine....

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The Naked Handcuff Dance (ch.1)

"Oh, _Miss Hopps?"_ Judy groaned in the little nest she'd made beneath her blankets as her phone alarm sounded above her. "Juuuuuudy." Her face scrunched up. "Babe." A familiar weight shifted against her. Fingers tickled against her ribs until she...

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The Drifter (ch.1)

"What's your name, cutiepie?" The van's tires scraped the curb as it inched along next to the sidewalk, making the bear behind the steering wheel wince and shift the wheel. These were his white-walled tires - recently bought and kind of...

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The Drifter (ch.2)

As they cut deeper into the festering heart of suburbia, Bob let Fluff fiddle with his radio - something he usually never let anyone do under any circumstances. He followed the cub's barked-out directions, pulling off the main street and down a quaint...

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The Virginity Fairy (Preview/Tester/Teaser)

Legend has it that if you leave five dollars beneath your pillow and go to sleep face-down without any underwear on, the Virginity Fairy will come and take your virginity away. Which is good, because that's just what Caylen was on the market for...

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Home Movies (Chapter 2) [Almost to the sex.]

**HOME MOVIES Chapter 2** Once the swelling had gone down, Sebi took Ryan out to the park. It was an absolutely gorgeous day, complete with clouds rolling across an endless blue sky and the songs of finches lighting up the canopy...

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The Safeword is 'Papa' (ch.1)

Am I weird? No, really - am I? Even as I write this, I can't tell. I'm almost 30 years old, two-foot-nothing _minus_ ears, and I weigh about as much as a pillow. I wear Hawaiian shirts in the winter and I'm currently in between housing and job...

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The Safeword is 'Papa' (ch.7)

Nick had gotten us a hotel room in the gayborhood. The cheeky bitch. The gesture, sweet and romantic though it was, was completely lost on me at the time. We were too busy trying to kill each other with our tongues to notice the décor. I found...

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Wine Coolers, Chapter 1

"Jeez, Carrots..._mfff_..." Nick stared in drunken amazement as his partner cleaned the spaces between his fingers with her tongue. He blinked, but the spectacle wouldn't clear. Judy's massive eyes were still looking up at him as her velvety pink...

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Why I Shot Him in the Face

**Why I Shot Fr. Heimskr in the Face (a note tacked to the main gate of Whiterun)** Dear guards who are looking for me: No doubt you are wondering why I elected to shoot Heimskr, the priest of Talos, in the face with my enchanted bow on the...

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