Revenge is a Dish Best Served Fat
Revenge is A Dish Best Served Fat By Otteronymous "Another pathetic, worthless mortal? For what purpose have you summoned me?" The buxom, ebony-black demoness stood with an impatient tick, sizing up the chubby, stammering Zebra before her. "I...I...
Christmas Cards
Christmas Cards December 2011 Hello and Happy Holidays Carlyle Family! I can't properly express in words the gratitude I feel for how welcoming you all were to me this year when we came to visit for Christmas! Ever since I met him 8 months...
Fox Furnace
Fox Furnace By Otteronymous The pungent smell of methane wafted across Anna's nostrils as she pushed the food cart out of the basement elevator. The mild smell of rotten eggs put a smile on the Siberian husky's muzzle as she strode into the cool...
A Bitch In Her Bowels
A Bitch In Her Bowels By Otteronymous Tracy huffed as her corpulent form strode around the track, the voluptuous lagomorph coming into her second wind as she finished another lap. Even with her 5'0" height and 350lb frame, the pear-shaped Dutch...
Never Forget Where Easter Eggs Come From
Never Forget Where Easter Eggs Come From By Otteronymous Peter stifled a sigh as another screaming toddler was shoved into his paws. The tiny brat tugged on the ageless rabbit's graying pelt as the camera's digital flashbulb went off. The dazzling...
Otterly Stuffed
Otterly Stuffed By Otteronymous The chubby river otter wobbled precariously on the slatted fence, his unease palpable as he contemplated the first, and unbeknownst to him, last time he would ever break the law "Come on Theo, move your fat ass before...
Trick, You're the Treat
Trick, You're the Treat By Otteronymous Jonathan shuddered as he knocked on his manager's front door. The streets were eerily quiet, save for the rustling of the dry, autumn leaves. Soon they would be full of laughing, screaming children, all making...