Stripes, Chapter 1: New In Town
The ad had been up for a week. someone must've responded by now... but wait, it had just been renewed that day. and between the location and the low-key nature of the ad, i was unlikely to ever find a better chance to meet some new people.
The Rhino's Horn- An 'Endangered Species Contest' entry
I'm flipping through the 'personals' in the back, when i find this ad under 'other' "are you an open minded exotic? have fun, make money. only sincere need apply. no freaks."
Character Intro - Serinthia's New Suit
She paused then as she found a site advertising a new aquatic shop in town, and not that far from her, in fact.
Charity
A friend of mine wrote some charity advertising. steel and stone by: lapsa for: diggergallin "thank you again ms. reid for volunteering!" "of course, when i saw the ad i couldn't resist."
The Employee's Kid
"that advertisement you designed for one of our customers last week? it got them faced with a defamation lawsuit." "wha- that- i didn't-" jacob knew what advertisement he was talking about...
In The Snake's Coils
The ad wasn't flashy or large. it wasn't even in the right section.
Bad Wolf
The advertisement was: "_big bad wolf search for a little bitch, who would do anything and became a pet for the rest of his life._" he also put a little description of himself and a few photos to the advertisement.
Got Milk? Ch.1
Bringing b-beverages to our company and securing a lucrative ad campaign for them would surely reward me with a healthy pay-raise.
An Endeering Stripper
Our ad is magic and can only reach those who are truly desperate for companionship, even if they themselves don’t realize. you got our ad, brad, and as such you were willing enough to purchase our services.
Satyrday Farms 1
Life as a whole seemed to require that, and in an effort to put the problem of perpetual poverty to rest the friends had responded to an ad for saturday farms.
Cult Of Baphomet: Buck's Demise
"he's lucky, i never mentioned that this would be a threeway in the ad," the voice said with a cackle characteristic to a spotted hyena. buck leaned forward and began to type.
Here Comes Trouble
Sprite then woke up ad jolted to his feet covering himself. sprite sat calm and silent smiling ear to ear not thinking they had done anything wrong. "what were you two doing;" razor asked. "i'm sorry sir....