Riparian

The jersey cow whispering to him. "please, just ... ignore her." herkimer swallowed, nodding. "sorry." his whiskers twitched. "hey," opal whispered, putting her hoof-like hand on his thigh (beneath the table). "don't worry about."

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One of a Kind

Quipped a curvy, honey-brown jersey cow, one of the news' co-anchors. (the other, a coyote named jr, was looking down at his tablet.) "ha, ha. you're right, opal."

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Best Frenemies

Opal the jersey cow, dolled up to emphasize the doe-like aspects of her species, sat behind the studio desk and batted her big eyelashes as she looked directly into the camera.

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No shirt, No shoes, No diaper, No service!

He'd been flopped on his back, but the big angry lady didn't waste any time flipping him over to where his arms and legs dangled neatly off both sides of the countertop, a caramelish jersey cow helping hold him down while the bartender worked her magic.

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Pure Shooter

The racers' center, a jersey bull, thunder-dunked it. the crowd began to sense a comeback. the rest of the game was a back-and-forth slugfest, punch and counterpunch. the fouls began to rack up. victor, off a long inbounds pass, ducking and weaving.

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Otterly Exhausted

But even as the room spun around him, he couldn't help but respect and admire the force of nature that was marla, the jersey cow who had turned his world upside down.

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On the farm...

Most of them waved to the new arrivals as they passed, unless they were too preoccupied, such as the glossy brown steer going down on a pregnant jersey cow as they lay on the side of a hill.

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Royal Gala

A jersey bull? was getting out of the limo. the governor was a horse, though. (the last few governors had been hoofed things. deer. horses. bovines.

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Free Milk

Daisy's a fourteen year old jersey cow, and she's only a month pregnant. it's her second pregnancy, and she doesn't even show yet. then there's the bitch. she's a sixteen year old mixed breed - cow and bunny - and barren.

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Scent of a Bull

There were three horses, two other jersey cattle, like harriet had been, some pigs, and the bull, young. "hey everyone. i suppose you all heard the news," she said sadly to the animals as she scratched her ass casually.

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Tail Whipped Cream

Have i got a treat waiting for you and your jersey cow friend,” announced mistress jo as she closed and locked the door behind matt. matt and kendra greeted the other with nuzzles and more sniffing.

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