The Miller's Son
"no, there's scale shiner there, and terrible puns make me want to drop you-- ," he said, "scale shiner's very slick and we're gonna need it."
Urban Trap (Commission)
No doubt his live feed was filled with whatever text or emojis people used to cringe on the internet as well as laughs from those who enjoyed terrible puns. he didn't bother checking, not with glass cracking under each step of his boots.
A Game of Chance [Various Anthro TF/TG]
Everyone groaned at victoria's terrible pun. "hey at least i'm making the best of this!", he said in a unfamiliar, deeper voice.
Please don't ride this bus
I can't promise it will be done soon, but it will be coming. ... that was a terrible pun. richard felt trapped in the bus. it was not usually the case that he would forget to bring a book, or a videogame, or even his phone to entertain himself.
Boris' First Time
"i am not a native english speaker, but even i know that was a terrible pun." "i suppose i deserve that. not gonna lie, you did pretty good as a first timer. need to work on your technique, but the fundamentals are there."
Study Assistant
He was gritting his teeth, both from the horny, and also the urge to make a terrible pun.
The Swords that Bind- Part 5 The First Temple Found!
"well, he definitely has the terrible puns to be one of this crew." he took a seat, and ruffled my head fur between the ears. "someone remind caboose it's lunchtime?" acheron asked around the table. there was a momentary pause. "i'll do it."
Croc Pot
Obligatory content warning: this story contains sexual acts between two males, transformation, size difference, rough sex, drug use, and terrible puns (right in the title even! i am shameless!). “are you sure you want to be here?”
Public Resort
I nearly groaned at the terrible pun, but he continued without even pretending to notice. "if you'd like, i can help you to either one of your rooms." i looked behind me at the blue dragon still hilted in me, and he squeezed my hip as he nodded at me.
Urban Trap
No doubt his live feed was filled with whatever text or emojis people used to cringe on the internet as well as laughs from those who enjoyed terrible puns. he didn't bother checking, not with glass cracking under each step of his boots.
Neferu's Wedding Gift
The human chuckled, even if his terrible pun for neferu’s cock fell a bit flat on the khemian.
Herotica #7a - Secret Liaison
Names are usually so hard, but cheesy superhero names, they come kinda easy to me...mainly because they're usually blatant references to the powers borne by the individual or terrible puns. or both.