Please don't ride this bus
Richard felt trapped in the bus. It was not usually the case that he would forget to bring a book, or a videogame, or even his phone to entertain himself. Truth is, he had left his bag at home in a rush, trampling his roommate on the way because he was...
Tin Can Radio Sports
cantankerous' lecture! they waited for mrs. cantankerous to patrol the room. then in one fluid motion they threw a whoopee cushion across the room landing it exactly in her chair. when mrs.
[Commission] Sticky Situations and Irrefusable Offers
Kled, the cantankerous cavalier of the northern steppes, huffed at the sight which greeted him as he awoke.
Foraging For New Beginnings
She had few obnoxious neighbors; only the cantankerous badger couple that lived over the hill to the east and the crotchety woodchucks that lived beneath the old oak to the west.
Demon & Pawnee's New Season
Several wolves had joined them since, including pawnee's brother leek, a young ex-rogue brute called yarl, two older and rather cantankerous shewolf sisters named sunrise and sunset, and even pawnee's son, phoenix, and his lynx mate ruby.
TS: Chapter 2
Crankshaft, an old, green-skinned, cantankerous dragoness with a no-nonsense attitude. i could tell i was going to like her. as for her class, not so much. most of the seats were taken when i walked in.
I Applied for a Delivery Job and Got Turned Into a Flying Reindeer?! Chapter Three
How could anyone but the most miserly scrooge or cantankerous grinch hate christmas? everything about christmas was pure happiness! the music, the lights, the gifts, the...
3:20 Hell Hath No Fury
"good, because it may not be just my problem if we lose control of that cantankerous beast. look at your men." she spat, looking down at their lifeless corpses. "he could have killed them," she snapped her fingers, "like that!
The Firbolg and his Cocksleeve (Commission)
As wild and cantankerous as she was, glimmer's mouth hung open in silent ecstasy, unable to mouth her pleasure at his cock. brutus grew bolder. the bed creaked and cracked underneath his motions, matching his hurried grunts as he fulfilled both desires.
Kiora's Followers
She longed to return to her own world, with its wild and cantankerous temperament. most worlds were whales--elegant, peaceful, toothless. zendikar was a shark, and it had been too long since she'd swum in the presence of its power.
A proposal, a Dovah and a Daedra
They're both cantankerous old men.' 'true, but vignar's family is nice.'
The Clockwork Falcon - part 10: Conspiracy?
Jenny was already growing quite fond of the cantankerous old hound, jim's filial affections for him notwithstanding.