Alpha Male Meets Tom Cruise: A Chillunz Storie

Now you might be thinking: "what an asinine chap!" he'd then prove you wrong, and he'd pound you to crap. alpha male always wins. he never does lose. everything 'bout him's manly, even his poos.

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An Unexpected Guest

, who else would be as asinine as to mulishly defeat her in such a small task, and as she turned around, looking to the source of the throw, she realized that her fears were confirmed. "hey."

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Prologue

"this is asinine! you gave me no ethos, i hope you know." "kid, shut up!" another officer, a hound, called out to him. "you shut up!" nym launched himself at the bars again. he threw his stringy arms out between the bars and swiped at the air.

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To Wish Upon a Star ~ CH 4

Brent's asinine judgment of the fox's personality didn't seem to affect him as much as it should have, if at all. then he finally did something completely out of his normal personality, for once, brian stood up for himself.

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Ass for an Ass

Breathing rapidly to make the pain go away, beau was caught completely off guard by the inches of asinine meat relentlessly shoved up his stretched, lubed up hole...

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Dr. Robotnik's Powerfister Pro

He knew the peace and quiet would eventually be interrupted once again by some nefarious villan, or asinine scheme by robotnik. he sighed and returned the phone to its hook. after an early morning run, sonic forgot about the strange phone call.

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Dr. Robotnik's Powerfister

He knew the peace and quiet would eventually be interrupted once again by some nefarious villan, or asinine scheme by robotnik. he sighed and returned the phone to its hook. after an early morning run, sonic forgot about the strange phone call.

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A limo driver and five bossy boys kidnap a bike messenger

And before this asinine human holiday... what's that one...? with the fat creature that crawls down the fire place and punishes their offspring?" "fendon... be quite with your incessant whining already will you."

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Luck in a Locker Room

The classes were much more asinine and so were my classmates. rather than be concerned about their future like i was, they felt it prudent to either party all night or get laid by the prom queen.

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High Dog Afternoon

But she was more concerned with laughing at her boyfriend's asinine face. he looked like a donkey, like the weed had made him...it was too funny! "ha! yoooouurrrrooowww look like an ass!"

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Yiff

Adrian asked in that infuriating tone, the condescending asinine tone that makes you want to hit him. "you've got ask nicely." "fuck me you asshole. fucking fuck me you fucker!"

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Burdens - Chapter 28: Confluence

Perhaps he hoped that the wolf did not like him, turned out to be worse, perhaps someone just so asinine and abrasive that he would have no reason to like him.

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