What Really Matters
From that rainy day forward thoughts of Sensei dominated my mind, and I soon became infatuated with the awkward and aloof Shiba Inu. Suddenly, the image a man who I once thought of as nothing but cute and amusing became something of carnality, and...
Oh Sensei
It's a bit embarrassing, but since my adolescence I've always been an incredibly horny Pit Bull, not that I would have it any other way. From the age of twelve, my thoughts were dominated with images of bitches in heat, moaning, caressing themselves,...
You Want Us To Do What Now?
"Good morning gentlemen. I presume you were not followed here?" Scott asked as his two friends, Chris and Jayce, entered the dimly-lit stank cesspool that was their school's old abandoned janitor's closet. It was so jam-packed that when the iguana and...
Whaddayou Mean The Sex Was Bad?!
You know, I never realized just how awesome sex was until I had it for the first time. It was absolutely incredible; kind of like jacking off, only the guy you're fucking's asshole is doing it for you! Wait, actually that was probably the worst analogy...
A Lead Crown "Royal" Contribution: Layover
It was another one of those dreaded Lehsunian summer days with a brooding black horizon flagging an inevitable, several hour long storm. As much as townsfolk and passerbys of Southern Lehsunia dreaded these storms, they actually meant good business for...
A Lead Crown Contribution: Foul Attitude
"If you keep using wide swings like that, Inigo, you're going to get yourself killed," Faula explained as she effortlessly sidestepped Inigo's overextended horizontal strike. Today was knife training, Faula's favorite, and Alarice was kind enough to...
Sexah Tiemz
When Daren came back to the room all cleaned up and ready (and I finally figured out how the fuck to put a condom on...) we decided on doing it on top of his bed doggie style, well, not because Daren's a dog or anything, we just kind of uh... I'm not...
Get Ready!
After we got out of the movie theater, Daren asked me if I wanted to go back to his place, to which I immediately responded "hell yes". We didn't talk much during the ride back, probably because we both knew what was on the other's mind. And during the...
Just F*ck Already!
"I can't believe you convinced me to do this..." "Well, you did say you'd do anything." "Yeah, I did, and I'm sticking to what I said, even if I'm not ready for something like this..." "You scared?" "Kind of... I just hope there won't be any...
A Nice Guy
"So this is what sushi restaurants are like? Damn, why ain't I been to one of these before?" Daren said, seated at our table as he was soaking in the restaurant's Japanese style wall scrolls, paintings and other décor. Aoi Hana was the name of the...
Babby's First Date!
Valleyview Apartments was only about a ten minute drive away from my house, but that was still enough time for me to start daydreaming about my date with Daren (not that you should be daydreaming while you're driving, kids, you could run somebody...
Space Cadet
After Daren asked me out that Wednesday, the rest of the week started to feel unbearably slow. Whether it was during class, while I was doing homework after school, or even during Friday's game, all I could think about was my upcoming date with that...