farmer Fox
Washed, put the dishes away and skipped out the door, down the path and under the fence - but not before snagging a small head of lettuce for snacking on. nothing like good sex to make one hungry! the end
Ambition
A super size grande lettuce, pickles, onion, special sauce on a sesame seed bun with flame broiled patties, eleven herbs and spices and a cheese stuffed crust? what do i want? i want you, more than anything else.
An evening
My freezer had a couple of boxes of waffles and frozen burritos in it, while my fridge had two month old lettuce. actually, i take that back. i pick up the lettuce and get a closer look at it.
What People Do
A bed of frilly lettuce and cherry tomatoes had been laid down on it, and on that had been laid the bound form of what had apparently been the duke's servant.
I Lost Myself
Or ordering a ham and turkey sandwich with no mayo and extra lettuce just the way you always like it. but i know it's almost never you because you always say you're not returning.
Adia's Riddle
They didn't steal the lettuce, but lived next door to the person who did. 11. a naughty thief stole her prize potato, and lived next door to the person who ran away in a huge cardboard box. 12.
Wonderland? or never land?
We met over by the lettuce fields, when i came across her hole. thinking it was abandoned, i decided to have a look see. that's when i saw her.
The Simple Things. Chapter Fourteen.
On the plastic wrapper around the lettuce i could make out in black sharpie reading simply "touch and die." i guess they were max's. in this dump i'm surprised anything would keep. "he isn't in college anymore."
Our Mutual Bond. (Of Blindness And Lettuce: Ending)
As we were laying here, the snarl in salad's tone grew more louder by the second. He reached for my tail, grabbed it and clenched his paw around it tightly. I had my head to his shoulder and I said "why are you holding my tail sweetheart?" With a...
The Second Date (Of Blindness And Lettuce part 4)
It was a wonderful morning we had, salad and I. Hehe.... especially that shower i was already clean but i wanted to give him a helping paw. (Rather a feline jaw fuck instead.) So i did help him, not in a way that i expected. But i was happy to please...
The next morning. (Of Blindness And Lettuce Part 3)
After last night's little rendezvous out in the forest, me and salad headed back home. I had my shower, as well as a glass of water before bed. When I was done with my shower salad escorted me to my room since I would obviously bump into stuff such as...
A Curious Fleet: Shard/Freeta
She tipped the basin onto its side, letting the vegetables spill out, and waved a lettuce leaf in front of the tortoise's nose. "come on, little stone, eat up and get fat and mayhap then thou'll realise what a trial it is to be in this heat."