The Rivalry Of Wendy And Tinkerbell
Many seasons had passed since Jane returned from Neverland, but it was not enough. Wendy readied the nuclear bombs, and sent the codes, sending a wave of metallic ruin towards the star. The iron hulls were processed by the photosphere, and the combined...
The dog and the cuttlefish
Saggal's nose twitched. It was a meaningless gesture when one's awareness was synonimous with light itself, reaching into the furthest edges of the vastness of space, but the _thing_'s odour was potent, a nauseating void that infused the...
Happy Halloween 5: The Dead Of The Day
After the terrible attack of Kylo Ren, lots of medical aids vans travelled across the universe. They were orange and black, to celebrate the holy night. There was an atmosphere of terror and horror. Norman, however, was fucking Bayonetta, and...
Who are you?
One day, a light flickered inside me. It was a white radiance, cooler than a candle or a star, yet a consuming fire all the same. It was a part of me, that was always veiled but ignited, like the birth of a sun. It signed my heart, burning a...
Mulan vs Hong Kong
Mulan woke up very bad. There was lots of people throwing protests outside of her house in Hong Kong and that made her uterus exceptionally angry because it was pregnant with the fury of China. "These weareboos wirr pay for inatentive rejection of...
Another World's Lijialaowu
In a world where the KT event didn't happen, all bets truly are off. Even in the placid climate of the Paleocene - just before the Eocene Thermal Maximum and its ensuing turnover, long before the drastic changes of the Cenozoic - entire biotas were...
Fate
Klothys was livid. Her hairs, the strands that connected all things from the heights of Nyx to the depths of the Underworld, were caught ablaze with a fiery light. For the briefest moment all beings, be them god or mortal, felt her wrath, her...
Happy Hanukkah
It was a beautiful and pleasantry night at the Katolis castle (yes, the characters in The Dragon King are Jewish. If you disagree then you're a literal nazi). The minorah was lit and there were lots of dreidels spinning around. Ezran and Bait were...
Steven and Amethyst: Addendum
Everything was coming according to the accordance of planning a plan. The evil lady that Amethyst took the spine off laughed. It was all part of the plan. "The Gems, so myopic in their quest for marriage, have failed to see my relentless...
Milk Egg
Non-placental mammals are faced with an unique predicament. Possessing epipubic bones, they cannot expand their torsos, and thus cannot give birth to complex, well developed young you take for granted. Marsupials eject joeys, monotremes eject eggs that...
Amethyst and Steven: The Grand Finale
Oh Muses, How I appeal to thee for inspiration and song! I praise Kesha the murderer, who slices flesh and souls alike I praise Korra and Asami for being a gift to the world's lesbos I praise Lady Gaga for shitting on Milton I praise Rica Shay for...
The Day when Placoderms flew
In another world, there wasn't a first tetrapod dragging itself on the mud. Or, if there was, it faded into obscurity. Rather, another group of animals took to the land. And they did it by the air. Somewhere in the mid-Devonian, a placoderm...