Straight Humiliation Pulp #<:8(__)~~
The bill hadn't been pinned on the Computer Lab's Community Board yesterday and so Biscuit got the first tab. The woman that picked up at the other end of the phone number had a detailed list of questions about his physical type that ended abruptly...
Red-Headed Mutt - Robbing Inches
_[Toonces, the Driving Cat, the Cat Who Could Drive a Car](http://www.furaffinity.net/user/Toonces) If you enjoy the story, please leave a comment!_ --- "Goddamn boy," the skunk admired, "You're robbing me of inches with an ass like...
Leash and Quarry
Anyone who saw the leash immediately knew what it was, what it was for, the implications it held. No such craft as the short, fibrous rope had ever debuted among the skunks, and if any of the other peoples they'd met had produced one, they'd kept it...
FUCK THE POLICE
A long overdue commission for itoril. If you enjoy it, please leave a comment :3 --- I'd seen that shoddy green bike somewhere before, and I spent a good fifteen minutes of my time leaned against a flickering lightpole with my hand on my gun trying...
Hike #1 preview
The deer didn't necessarily agree with his new friend's selection when he finally caught up with the tiger, sitting on a wide flat rock abutting a creek burbling a perfect sleep machine burble. The big cat sat with one leg crossed and the other...
Out at Sea
_Just a short story to test out the new CUM feature. Don't be shy!_ --- The older skunk lifted himself up in the swirling sea wind and, bracing himself against a railing above the choppy waters below, pulled off his pants and shirt and tossed...
Surfer Boy
_[Toonces, the Driving Cat, the Cat Who Could Drive a Car](http://www.furaffinity.net/user/Toonces) If you enjoy the story, please leave a comment!_ --- The waves crashed around the otter dangling precariously on his surfboard. He...
Summer Camp Pick-Up
_[Toonces, the Driving Cat, the Cat Who Could Drive a Car](http://www.furaffinity.net/user/Toonces) If you enjoy the story, please leave a comment!_ --- It was easily the worst job he'd ever signed up for. He felt in his gut, and it...
Caught in a Snare
Jake and his phone were having a duel to the death. It rang and rang. He stared and stared. It rang and rang. The way he figured it, the battery would die before he would. The phone and fox were both, now, two minutes closer to death and neither...
Jake's Big Day
_[Toonces, the Driving Cat, the Cat Who Could Drive a Car](http://www.furaffinity.net/user/Toonces) If you enjoy the story, please leave a comment!_ --- The buildings loomed so tall ahead, the trees of the park could never grow tall...
Coming Home
"Hon Bun-" the exasperated meerkat spit in a huff as he entered the door, giving a startle to the doughy bunny conducting at the stove. The thin straps of a flour white apron dug into the soft flesh of the hare's bare torso and divided them like...
Naked and Famous - An Experimental Track
_[Toonces, the Driving Cat, the Cat Who Could Drive a Car](http://www.furaffinity.net/user/Toonces) If you enjoy the story, please leave a comment!_ --- Arthur was nothing if not a trophy wife, and so he felt it his duty to bring...