Why I'm fucked up
My first story. Criticism is welcome and appreciated. See my journal entry "soon" for more details "But why kehlan?" "Because I'm going to do something it'll be funny and if you don't I'm going to tell mom you watched adult swim." "I've...
The Cuckoo Clock
My strategy was sound enough, I would do... something and (because I knew him so well) I would know his reaction. This I learned from chess, for I am a Chessmaster, and I was playing as white. Meaning, the first move was mine to make. Thus the first...
Arcanine Riding
Amber's heart skipped a beat when the doorbell rang, it could only mean one thing at this time. Her package had arrived. Hurrying herself to the door the woman made herself look at least a little presentable to the curious while hiding her quite...
That Dastardly Device 2: Dirty Deeds
That Dastardly Device 2: Dirty Deeds By FJE [http://www.furaffinity.net/user/emerson/](http://www.furaffinity.net/user/emerson/) 1/29/09 "Did we get anything good?" "Bill, bill, bill, we won a million dollars, and a package for you." ...
Just Deserts
Lex awoke with a start to the audible ring of the phone on the desk beside the couch. His now massive size hindered him as he tried in vain to reach it before it stopped. His belly twitched sending a pleasurable twinge through his gut into his navel,...
Silken Embrace - John
The Silken Embrace splashed brilliant light onto the street outside. The famous brothel shone it's beacon to all the weary and lonely travelers who might pass by, enticing them with soft promises. The...
Biker Mouse From Milwaukee
# Biker Mouse From Milwaukee ## S.M. Wolf * * * _Elise, Burnaby and this story are copyrighted 2001, 2011 by S.M. Wolf. The story and characters may not be used without prior, written permission. Any resemblance to any person, living or dead, is...
Anicent Customs, Modern Drakes.
_Anicent Customs, Modern Drakes._ _~~SnowDragon_ _Good evening all! I am taking a quick interlude from my fursuit construction (To be finished by RivFur 2013) in order to write this one because it was just such a good idea to pass up. A nice,...
A Curious Type Of Revenge
A Curious Type of Revenge by Dracos Blackwing (all chars copyright me! No stealing please! ^\_^) ((This story is an example _or how when you make a request of this dragon, you might just have it fulfilled! Enjoy!)) Several hundreds of...
The Show
The master came into my hut unusually early that morning, quietly shaking me awake instead of the usual shouting and kicking that occurred of a morning. "Get up, get dressed, and be quick about it" he said in a quiet, gruff tone. Drowsily, I fumbled...
The Dungeon
And now what you've all been waiting for: the disclaimer! This story contains yiffy acts that may be hazardous for your health if you are against such things! If you think it might disgust you, are under legal age to view such stories, or are only...
Picking Up Gifts at the Last Minute (part 2)
"Wrapping presents, wrapping presents..." Lightning sung to himself as he the first of a number of boxes down in front of him. It was fifteen minutes before midnight and he had a lot of gifts to go through before he could go to sleep. He...