Uber Charged.

The lion girl snapped out of her lactose-induced trance and looked straight at the surprised jolene while holding her glass away from her lips for a moment. "what's wrong? you don't like it?" "i do! but um, aren't you drinking too fast?"

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doren

When the mail carrier came around his home, it wasn't uncommon for him to give them a bottle of iced lactose-free water. doren is an extroverted man who 8sn't afraid to go outside and take care of his lawn.

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Happily Married

Iris was in fact lactose intolerant. fresh milk alone already turned her stomach into an untameable chemical weapon, leading to dire consequences (for him), one could only imagine what hell would come about from expired yogurt.

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Miranda Fox: A Christmas Pop-Song

"he's not lactose-intolerant, is he?" "no." "ok. we got 2%?" "no." "whatever, there's an acmerite just a block away. be back in about half-an-hour! ow! hey, that ain't loaded with yer mom's..."

Nobody's Fault

"i brought crackers," he smiled, "and some low fat non-lactose chocolate, and i also brought _cosmopolitan_, the oprah magazine, _national geographic_, _reader's digest_ and _fur_ magazine.

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Closely Knit, Chapter 2: The Lunch Break

I made sure that this cheese was both lactose _and_ allergen free!" larry assures, "you shouldn't have any trouble bloating up or keeping these burgers down!"

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The Maryville Amazing Maize Maze

"aren't actual cats lactose intolerant?" quin questioned. "diarrhea will never be as bad as cream tastes." "ew!" "thank you for that mental image," brimstone and quin responded. "you asked," midnight had a sulking tone to her voice.

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Melt Away

"unless they're lactose intolerant." "true." he stretched, idly. "don't know who started that cheese on the moon rumor. totally false." "i wouldn't know what to do up there, anyway." "where?" "on your imaginary pedestal," she replied.

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Milking the Bull

You're lactose intolerant and i can't reach my nipples with my mouth." "please don't think bad of me, but i already have a tool that might help.give me a moment." without waiting for a response, he bolted out of the room.

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Chapter 3: A Good Night

Gamboa is lactose into-" "never mind that! never mind that. i can just imagine you hopping about trying to attend to each of old lazy bones' whims. tell me. is he as peevish and picky as he seems on air?" "well, mr.

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Encounter in the Forest story

""""A spaceship crash-lands in a lush forest, captivating the attention of nearby woodland creatures. Curiosity overpowers fear as the animals cautiously approach the alien artifact. The alien engages with the animals, playfully mimicking a goat's...

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The Sweetest Treat

What if the lactose king was in fact the arch rival of unforgettables? that would have been terribly insulting.

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