Commission Zone: Cradle Robberz 7

Didn't his mommy say once that big lions were lactose intolerant? the stomach pains came back again. maximilian whimpered, feeling his legs squatting of their own accord. he felt tears in his eyes as he tried to hold it in.

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Nobody's Fault

"i brought crackers," he smiled, "and some low fat non-lactose chocolate, and i also brought _cosmopolitan_, the oprah magazine, _national geographic_, _reader's digest_ and _fur_ magazine.

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Ovipony

"pregnant mare's milk, cockatrice blood, salvia divinorum extract, methylenedioxymethamphetamine, pregnant mare's urine, glucose, sucrose, lactose, psilocybin, crushed daffodils, coconut extract, shea butter, diatomaceous earth, vitamin b16, shark tears, dihydrogen

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The Tale of the Rebellious story

As she roamed beyond the farm's borders, the rebellious cow discovered a babbling brook, its crystal-clear waters weaving a liquid tapestry through the landscape. The sunbeams danced upon the ripples, creating a shimmering allure that proved...

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Lateral Move

I will now begin testing for lactose nutrition levels." her eyes wide went and her breath caught in her throat. "lactose?" two wall panels slide aside and twin devices extended into the room.

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The Chronicles of Vaahn - Coming of Age

The others had similar fare save for vaahn, who for the last year or two had begun to show signs of lactose intolerance and so had fruit juice instead. he paused, cookie half way to his mouth, and considered becci's question, "i don't know yet.

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The Sweetest Treat

What if the lactose king was in fact the arch rival of unforgettables? that would have been terribly insulting.

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Story Pral, the Fearsome Black Dragon, Rules the Dark Swamp

Pral, the fearsome black dragon, emerges from his sinister lair, spreading his massive wings and taking flight. As he prowls the dark swamp, hunger drives him to find prey. With a menacing gleam in his eyes, Pral searches for unfortunate victims, ready...

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Gryphon’s Pride 1-2

I mean i'm a little lactose intolerant but i take something.for that. when did you learn to cook?" ariana asked, the civilized pastime of culinary arts seeming at odds with the large beast in front of her. "oh a century almost two ago.

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Worlds Apart - Chapter Twenty

As much as he adored cheese of all types, his intolerance of lactose was legendary. "but back to the meat - why so long? half of the animals are going to be male, and we just need one of those to service an unlimited number of females."

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Lykos: Alpha Rising 2

I hope you're not, like, lactose intolerant or something... i should've probably asked you beforehand." "oh god, i..."

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Victorian Morality and Jacobbean Drama

"i made the beef wellington with lactose-free butter so that you don't have to worry about eating it, and i've made sure that everything we're having is perfectly good for your tummy and tastes great!"

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