Jake's Genie
Jake sat on the couch, strumming mindlessly at his guitar. It was a boring Sunday late-morning in summer, just like any other, and he was just a touch hungover from last night out at his favorite gay club. Not a debilitating hangover, but a nuisance nonetheless. His dorm-mate, Kyle, was out at the gym pumping iron as he did for hours upon hours every day. Looking at the clock he estimated that he'd be starting his run home soon. Jake noticed the club stamp on his hand as he glanced at his picking hand, he licked a thumb and rubbed at his skin, smudging off the ink. If Kyle saw a stamp from a gay club, Jake's cover would be blown. He knew Kyle was straight as an arrow, and the type of guy who wouldn't take kindly to knowing that the guy he'd been living with for the last semester was a "damn homo". "Fuckin' jocks." He muttered to himself, shaking his head.
Jake and Kyle were two humans that could not have been more different from each other. Jake was tall and skinny, adorned constantly in black clothing and spike bands. His red and purple mohawk clashed terribly with his plaid flannel vest covered in an assortment of punk-rock band patches. On his face he donned two eyebrow rings to his left, a septum piercing and a lip ring to his right. Both his ears were pierced, but no one assumed it meant he was gay considering the number of other piercings he sported. Kyle, on the other hand, was average height and built like a brick shithouse. He had no piercings but sported a large tribal tattoo across his right bicep. He had short, dark brown hair with blonded tips that he kept gelled to perfection. Whereas Jake was working his way through college as a fast-food bitch, Kyle was here on a full baseball scholarship. He spoke in a slow Texan drawl, the women loved him and the men wanted to be him. He was an all-American boy. However, despite their opposites, they got along fairly well.
Sure enough, after a few more minutes of chords, Kyle walked in the door covered in sweat carrying his gym bag. "Hey man." He greeted Jake. "You'll never guess what I found on the run home."
Jake propped his guitar against the wall and turned to face Kyle. "What?" He asked, not entirely interested, but intrigued. Kyle unzipped his bag and pulled out a strange brass thing that looked like a deranged teapot. "No way." Jake said, now very interested in the contraption. He carefully took the... whatever it was... from Kyle.
"Looks old, it might be an antique or something. Maybe we can get some cash for it." Kyle pondered. "There's engraving on it, what's it say?"
"Dunno." Said Jake. "It's dirty." Jake pulled a sleeve over his hand and polished the dust off the strange object. "I can't read it, it's in some weird language." Not a second after he'd finished his sentence, strange orange smoke started pouring from the spout of the odd contraption he held in his hand.
"What the fuck, dude!" Kyle shouted as the smoke began to change blue and materialize into a form before them. The two boys watched in awe as the smoke took the form of a blue half-human, half-fox with three long, bushy white tipped tails. He wore several large jeweled rings and there were golden gauntlets around his wrists. "Dude, did you slip acid into my OJ or something?" Kyle whispered to Jake.
"I was about to ask the same thing before I noticed, uh... That." Jake whispered back pointing towards the genie's crotch. Kyle turned his eyes downwards and noticed that the genie was sporting a massive erection, already dripping waves of pre-cum.
"What the FUCK!?" Roared the strange genie angrily. "You couldn't wait twenty fucking seconds to summon me?! I was making love to my wife!" The boys merely looked on wide eyed at the strange sight before them. "Which one of you rubbed the fucking lamp!?"
Kyle was quick to give Jake away, pointing a finger at his room mate. Jake quivered a little before timidly saying "Uh, me..."
"Fine, my name is Alzar and you're my master now. You get three wishes. Make them snappy." Jake was taken aback. He was busy trying not to stare too much at the genie's boner. The genie was built muscularly, his abs and pectorals were perfect and his biceps bulged. "Quit it fag. I am fucking omniscient you know."
"I... what?" Muttered Jake.
"I can see your thoughts." Said the genie. "Figures my master'd be a fucking fag."
"You're WHAT?!" Kyle said turning towards Jake. "You're a god damn homo! What the fuck man?! I can't believe I've been sharing a place with you this long!"
"Good on you." Said the genie to Kyle. "My son's telling me he's one of YOU as well." He glared at Jake. "My wife seems to think nothing of it, but I won't have one of YOU living in my lamp. And speaking of my wife, I'd like to get back in there so make your god damn wish so I don't have to be under the command of a flamer for longer than I have to."
Jake fumed. He was done with the bullshit this genie had just brought down on him. "I wish you could fucking deal with what it's like to be me for once!" Jake snapped at the genie. The genie's eyes widened in horror as smoke started to pour from the lamp once more, surrounding both he and the scrawny punk kid. As the smoke began to blow away, only one being stood there.
The being that stood in place of Jake and Alzar was not either of the two, but rather a combination. Standing before Kyle was a blue, three tailed fox, built like a slightly more muscular Jake complete with mohawk and piercings, but with the jewelry and raging erection of Alzar. Jake looked down at himself inspecting his new paws and running them through his coat of shiny blue fur. "Woah." Was all he could mutter.
Then Alzar's booming voice came from somewhere inside of Jake. "You fool! I'm trapped inside a faggot!"
Kyle looked upon his room mate with disgust. "This is too fucked up for me. I'm going down to the dean's office and requesting a change of dorm. I'm not living with a fag... especially not one that looks as freakish as you." He headed towards the door.
A sadistic smile overcame Jake's muzzle. "Fag, am I?" He mused pointing a finger towards his former friend. Jake concentrated hard as he decided to test out what the genie part of him could do now. Sure enough, from several feet away, he lifted this sorry redneck off the ground and tossed him into the kitchen. Kyle hit the wall with significant force and slid into a heap on the tile floor.
"You fucker!" He shouted angrily, picking himself up and lunging at the combination Jake/genie. This was nothing to Jake as he shot a bolt of red static towards Kyle, knocking him back once more. This time, Kyle decided not to resist.
"Now I'm going to show you both what it's like to walk a mile in MY shoes." Jake said with a grin.
"You sick bastard. You wouldn't." Boomed Alzar's voice from within Jake as Kyle's eyes widened as he realized his fate. "Oh, I would." Responded Jake. He walked towards Kyle who was still sitting on the kitchen floor and with his new-found strength he pinned him to the wall, using his claws to shred Kyle's clothing to bits, leaving him naked. "You damn fag! I'm not sticking it in him!" Alzar shouted, sounding almost frantic at this point. Jake had no response but to grab Kyle by the back of the neck and lean him forcefully over the kitchen counter.
"Fuck you!" Kyle grunted as his cheek was pressed into the granite.
Jake spat on the end of his superhumanly large dick and rubbed the tip in circles around Kyle's clenched asshole, both to lube it up for his entry and to build Kyle's terror. "I'll show both of you what it's like, damnit!" He mused as he pressed the tip of his cock (which was now the only human-like thing about his anatomy) past his homophobic ex-friend's ring.
Kyle let out a pained "Mmmph!" as Jake eased his massive cock into him.
"It only hurts of you clench 'buddy'." Jake teased.
"Damnit, NO!" Screamed Alzar from within Jake. But Jake heard the thoughts of Alzar within his own mind, and his thoughts gave him away as the Genie suppressed a 'Murrrrr.' of pleasure. "Now who's the faggot, guys?" Jake said thrusting into Kyle, making long slow strokes.
Kyle was weakened beyond resistance from the beating he'd taken and released the tension in his muscles to make it easier on himself. "There you go." Jake teased. "Starting to like it? I know Alzar is." He sped up his thrusts as Alzar boomed once more that he didn't want to do this.
The lamp that had been tossed aside earlier began to emit smoke once more creating another form. Sitting cross-legged on the floor was now a beautiful, purple, female fox-cat adorned in golden rhinestone jewelry, also naked. "Honey, what's taking so lo... OH!" She exclaimed upon seeing the strange sight of her now punk husband brutally ass-raping this poor human. "What in hell?!"
"Honey, please! I'm trapped in a wish!" He spoke from within Jake.
His wife laughed at him. "So the tables have been turned have they, dear?" She chuckled. "Thrust a little harder there, hun. He needs this more than you know." She spoke to Jake.
Jake was a little confused but sped up to a breakneck pace and began ramming his homophobic room mate with extreme force. "Stop it! I... MMMPH!... Don't... Aaah!" The genie's protests were broken by partially denied moans of pleasure as his dick was used against his will.
The genie's wife murred a little and her female musk began to permeate the air around them. She was aroused at the sight of her husband in such a position of vulnerablity. She spanked him firmly. "Giddyup, baby." She mused. Perching herself on the counter about three feet away to spectate. "Don't mind me boys." She let one leg dangle off the edge of the counter and hugged the other to her chest while she absent-mindedly played with her clit.
"Haha. Even your wife likes to see you get freaky with another man!" Jake mocked the genie and he jackhammered himself into Kyle. "Baby, please! Get me out of here! I... oh no... Uhh, Uhh, AAAH!" The genie moaned in both pleasure and humiliation as Jake pulled out of Kyle in a harsh motion and they both came waves and waves of hot jizz over Kyle's back and ass, even spraying some into his oh-so perfect hair. Jake threw Kyle to the floor weak, useless and discarded. He leaned against the kitchen counter letting out an "Aaaah." of sick satisfaction. "Was it good for you Alzar?" "Let me out of here you sick fuck! Wish me out NOW!"
"I dunno, baby." Mocked his wife hopping off the counter and striding towards them. "It sounded like you kinda liked it."
"Honey, please. You can get me out of here, can't you?" Alzar pleaded.
"Maybe..." She stroked her chin as she exaggerated her pondering. "I kinda like the new look."
"Peaches, please! You wouldn't!"
"You're right, I wouldn't. But the first thing you're going to do after you grant this boy his last two wishes is call up our son and tell him you accept him." His wife scolded. Jake, deciding to keep his mouth shut and stay out of this lover's quarrel.
"Mmm hmm." The genie muttered looking at the floor. The fox-cat snapped her fingers and in yet another cloud of smoke, Jake and Alzar were separate once more. They both looked at themselves, examining every inch to confirm that they were both normal once again. The Alzar let forth a sigh of relief. "Right then. Next two wishes?" He said hesitantly.
"I wish for enough cash to life comfortably for the rest of my life." Jake said, deciding to take it easy on the genie. With a pop a bank statement sporting a decent eight-figure sum appeared in Jake's hands. He grinned widely.
"Next?" Said the genie, relieved as hell that his dignity was spared.
"I'm going to let your wife have my last wish." Jake smiled after a moment of deliberation.
The genie's wife smiled wide. "Looks like you'll be having a few more man-on-man experiences in this life, hun." She grinned. Alzar sported a look of terror before his wife grabbed his hand and they dematerialized back into the brass lamp.
Jake redressed as his clothes had been shredded during the transformation and headed out the door. He walked across campus to the dean's office and leaned against the secretary's desk. "I'd like to put in for a change of room mate." He said politely.
"Reason?" Asked the secretary pulling out a form.
"I'm thinking mine has a drug problem. I came home to find him naked in the kitchen muttering something about homosexual genies." Jake smiled with a raised eyebrow.
"My goodness." Said the secretary. "I'll see what I can do."
(Written At The Request Of Mr_Mergers. Enjoy.)