I Was Browsing for Dates (Crossover)
Chad Purrcision tries browsing for dates, but his search took a turn for the worst with a "Blue Screen of Death". What will he do to get through this situation?
Chad Purrcision looked at his PC screen for dates as he clicked on a link. "Let's see what chicks dig me next," he thought. It was a regular routine for him to check for new dates, especially from the new human-like felines, which was annoying his wife Megan. "Hmm... (He clicks on a profile.) What a cat this Raia is! Loves science, muscular men, and especially the male big cats," he said. He heavily blushed at a picture of her breasts pressed on glass. "Hot damn! She posts nudes as well," he thought. He clicked a link that showed him a private messaging page he was used to. "Time to woo this catch of the month," he shouted with excitement. Because of the practicing he had, this was a cinch for him... Until he suddenly got the Blue Screen of Death. Chad's facial expression turned from a smile to a vengeful, outraged look. "I'll smash this damn screen in half," he yelled. Chad went to unplug the LCD screen to snap it in half like a twig, but felt somebody holding his arm back before he could try unplugging the doomed screen.
"What the hell-?" (Chad turns around and notices a feminine figure after reacting to his arm's grip.) "How did you get here, and why did you stop me," he asked. The woman nervously looked at the big cat who could maul her. "I'm sorry that something went wrong. I am Inori Aizawa, somebody who's here to assist you," she said. Chad got his arm out of her grip and glared at her. "Don't hold me like that, or I will maul you," he thought. "How could you help me if you're a fucking cosplayer," he asked. Inori giggled as she tried lowering down her panties. "Actually, I am her. My ID is within my cleavage, usually to store my favorite dildo," she said. Chad watched Inori gesture him to touch her boobs. "Is this a trap," he asked. Inori smiled and shook her head. "Of course not, Chad; I mean well. You'll get to feel my breasts," she said as she was removing her t-shirt. Chad bit his lip as he reached his paw near her tits. "What the hell makes these boobs soft, and somehow relaxing," he thought as he reached her personal ID intended for college. Chad looked shocked at the girl, who just winked.
"Do I have to say more, sir," she asked. Chad shook his head as he groped his guest. "No, ma'am; I know that you are the real one," he said. Inori tugged on Chad's tie and nuzzled his nose. "Good. I would like to make love," she said. Chad grinned as she kissed him on the cheek. "But my wife-," (He paused as Inori then looked a bit upset.) "I mean, let's go have sex." Inori nodded as Chad spanked her a little playfully. "Senpai," she quietly groaned to him. Chad turned on his computer to test its power. Inori smiled as she saw the boot up screen. "Is this an XP," she inquired. Chad nodded as Inori hugged him. "Yeah; I've stayed with Windows fucking XP, of all things," he said. Inori giggled as she said: "Don't feel so embarrassed about it; I used Windows 8, then upgraded to Windows 10." Chad chirped as he saw his desktop's wallpaper, a topless, anthropomorphic feline. "Sorry. I'm attracted to big cats that have boobs, too," he said. Inori turned her face away, but Chad turned off the PC's LCD and hugged her.
"Let's make you wet," he said. Inori gasped as Chad lifted her with one arm. "Oh. My. Kami," she nervously thought. Chad's arm immobilized Inori's tender arms, due to its grip on her. "All right, my friend. I have a gift for you," he said as he presented his big penis. Inori gasped at the huge manhood. "How is that even possible for you," she asked. Chad moved her a bit closer to his erection as she looked a little nervously. "I don't eat McDonna's; that crap's garbage," he said. Inori turned her head to smile at Chad's face. "Ready," she inquired. Chad nodded and let Inori start performing oral sex. "Good girl; the lack of barbs will keep this safe," he said. Inori moaned as she pleasured his big, thick glans. "I can feel a big orgasm coming," she thought. Chad purred after Inori's 10-minute mark was reached. "If you come in here without permission, I'm the type who wants apologies, so this will do quite well," he said. Inori tasted pre-cum just before Chad ejaculated in her. "Yikes! What a mouthful of cum," she nervously thought. Chad watched Inori swallow his load down her throat.
"You can be glad I am STD-free," he said. Inori's mouth was moved away from Chad's impressive penis, but gagged on some spare jizz. "Chad, I think I won't drink cum for a month. It's just that it was too much this time," she said as Chad's arm let her go. Chad frowned a bit as he looked at her while she was retrieving her clothes. "Awww," he said. Inori nuzzled him and excitably said: "I may have to go, but maybe we'll be friends with benefits, if you want." (Strangely, Chad sees the girl teleport from his room from a portal that suddenly spawned.) "I'll add you as a friend, too," she said through the portal that recently spawned. Chad awkwardly looked at the portal that then closed. "Thanks for the head," he thought.
Later that Night...
Megan came home with groceries and smirked at Chad. "The rear is packed, so I would like some help," she teased. Chad purred with lust as he went out to unload the groceries. "All right; you can count on me to help out," he said. Megan blushed a little as she watched him open the vehicle's trunk to unload groceries. "What a sweet man," she thought. After repeating a few trips from the house to the old car, Megan looked at Chad with excitement as she gave him a hug. "I can take care of everything else, so thank you for helping me," she said. Chad smiled, but remembered the affair he had earlier. "I'm sorry for cheating on somebody as important as you," he thought. "I'll just be in the bedroom," he quietly said. After finishing her work, Megan stepped into the bedroom, where Chad was gesturing her to relax with him. "Please, come on in," he said. Megan gave into her curiosity and sat with Chad. "Sure," she said. Chad held her hand with one of his paws. "Megan, I should tell you; somebody snuck in the house," he said.
Megan's happiness in her face went to paler coloring. "What? Somebody broke into this 6-figure household," she asked. Chad nodded with guilt in his unhappy facial expression. "She bypassed everything, but I did fortunately get her out before anything could have been snatched," he said. Megan nervously looked at Chad, who was equally nervous. "Do you know how she got in," she asked. Chad rolled his eyes and shrugged. "No, not that well. She suddenly appeared, but I still stood my ground," he said. Megan hugged him as they tried exchanging a kiss. This was nothing too explicit for the pair; just a light kiss on the lips. Once they were done, Chad spread his legs and purred a bit as he said: "Let's calm down and make love."