April Fools Story: Mother and Son Time
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April Fools, everyone! I hope you've all enjoyed this terribly terrible story!
Now, I won't claim credit for this epic trainwreck of a fap fic... the best (worst?) part is that THIS IS AN ACTUAL STORY SOMEONE WROTE many years ago... I've only changed the species and ages of the characters to get the story a much wider audience.
When I first found the original several years ago, I thought to myself that this was the most incredible story I have ever read on SoFurry. Ever. I was at a loss for words at how to express myself after having read it.The story is truly a work of art. A classic for our generation and for generations to come.
Seriously folks, you can't write stuff this bad even if you tried. True genius can never be emulated.
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Mother and Son time
Chapter 1: When they met
Joe, a blonde maned anthro pony (who looked like twilight sparkles brother except he was much better with magic), ran as deep as he could into the forest. He was running away...forever. His HUMAN parents were always being abusive towards him. He had scars and brusies all over his body from what his parents did. He sighed. "free...." he sighed to himself, "free at last..." Then a Pink scaled dragon emerged from the bushes before him.
He stared at her wide eyed. She was about the same height as him, maybe even a little shorter, but god was she sexy. All sorts of naughty thoughts poured into Joe's mind. Then he heard a voice in his head. "why not you turn those thoughts to reality? I'm the pink dragon, Suzy, and i want you to be my pony son. I'm speaking telepathicly"
He stared at her with astonishment. This was a dream come true!! He hugged her tightly and she just smiled back in return. "but right now..." Suzy said. Joe looked at her,listening to what she has to say; "i want to bathe you. But i dont bathe with water, no no. I bathe with my tongue. And i bathe only parts necessary. Now strip off your clothes." suzy said, smiling.
Joe was smiling too and he eagerly stripped off every last article of clothing he had on for her and she at his face, his chest, then his feet, then his crotch. She was staring for a pretty long while at his cute pony crotch; smiling.
Having his crotch stared at made joe feel a little uneasy but he ignored it and waited for what suzy was about to do next. Suzy looked back at his face. "now...." she said "lay down on your back on the ground. Its bath time."
Joe obediently laid down on the warm grass and Suzy's long slimy reptilian tongue trailed up and down Joe's body. Snaking along his chest, then his belly, then his crotch. She payed extra attention to Joe's little pony penis and it got erectified. Joe stared wide eyed at it because he hadnt taken sex ed yet.
"what happened to my peepee??" Joe asked, terrified. "shhh shhhh its alright..." Suzy cooed, "this is what happens when i do this. but don't worry, it will change back. But right now im hungry. So im going to eat your cum. " She said, smiling. "my what?" Joe asked, confused.
"don't worry. you'll see." Suzy said as she wrapped her muzzle around Joes cock and began to suckle hungrily, being careful to keep her Sharp teeth away from the delicate pony penis of Joe. Joe moaned a little. "this feels gooodddd...." joe moaned. After about 5 minutes of hungry sucking, Suzys efforts came to an end when Joe cummed all over Suzys muzzle.
Suzy released Joes cock from her muzzle and showed him the cum. "see?" suzy said "that white slimy stuff is cum. and i want to do this to you every day because i cant resist not eating your cum.... its so tasty....yummy." . Joe grinned ear to ear. "whatever you want... mom." he said, hugging his new pink scaled mom around the neck.
"lets go home, now, mom." Joe said. His new reptilian pink scaled mother nodded. "lets" she replied and they went deeper into the forest. A short 5 minutes later they arrived at Suzy's cave. It was dark and slightly damp, but it was sill better than where joe was living when he was being physsicly abused by his old HUMAN parents.
"So..." suzy said when they arrived, "you can sleep wherever you like when its time to sleep", suzy said smiling. After a few minutes of thinking with a 'thinking look' on his face, joe looked at Suzy. "can i cuddle with you at night? pleeaassee?" Joe asked, giving her his most adorable little foal look he could muster. Suzy nodded, begenning to get tight with thoughts of what might happen while theyre supposed to be 'sleeping' .
Joe smiled and claimed his spot, right next to suzy. Then joe realized something slightly embarassing. "um... mommy?" he asked, looking at his new mother, blushing. She looked at him. "yes?" she asked. "where do i go potty? " he asked, blushing more now than ever. Suzy pointed at a far corner of the cave.
Joe smiled. "phew," joe said " i thought there WASN'T a bathroom." he said, giggling because he was a little pony and that's what my little ponys do. Suzy couldnt help but laugh too. This was the start of a very beautiful, and yiff-filled, relationship.
Chapter 2: a happy wake up call
Suzy awoke the next morning and yawned. She was curled around Joe, who was sleeping comfortably in boxershorts because his mom curled around him; her scales keeping him warm. She smiled at him. Then she got an idea. She had just formulated an idea of how to wake up her pony son in a way they'd both enjoy. A way he wouldn't get grumpy.
She slowly and carefully slipped off the boxer shorts off of her pony son. He didn't even notice and snored on. She smiled and began to lick at the ball sack of joe. Joe moaned happily in his sleep. She snickered and sucked on. After a little while of sucking joe looked down at his mom; his little pony cock already erect in his mothers mouth. "hey mom," joe said "what are you doing to me right now? isnt it a little too early for this kind of thing?" he asked, tilting his head a little
Suzy shook her head no. "i am just hungry. So i am going to eat your cum. It's verrryyy tasty." suzy said, drooling a little. "well... ok. just continue on. It feels nice and warm and good. But im going to eat your cum too, mom!" Joe said, a mischevious look on his face.
Suzy snickered. "whatever you say, son". Then she dove onto his cock again and licked hungrily at it like a dog for a treat. Joe moaned as the slick, smoothe, slimy, reptilian tongue lapped away at his cock. Witthin minutes he cummed all over himself and his mother's tongue. Suzy smiled and licked them both clean, happy. Joe just smiled mischeviously at his mouther. She blinked. "aren't you going to eat my cum now?" she asked. Joe shook his head no. "im going to do it when you're least expecting it...."
She shrugged. "ok. just make it nice and good." she said, laying back. She yawned. Joe rested on his back too, still nakie. Joe rested his head on his moms reptilian slit. The unsuspecting pink scailey mother moaned as he did this. Joe moved his head back and forth along his mother's vagina. She moaned and some pre-cum leaked out onto the back of Joe's head. He didn't mind and continued rubbing her clit with his blonde maned head. "unnngghhh.... keep going son, this feels soooo gooooooddd....." suzy moaned.
Joe smiled and rubbed faster and faster with his head and eventually his mother's wet juices spurt out onto the back of joe's head. "um.... mom?," joe asked "how am i supposed to eat the cum if its on the back of my head.
Suzy smiled. "well that's easy son.. thats when you go in for seconds." Joe smiled and began screwing his mother with his little pony penis realllyy fast. His cock was just a blur of motion. In. Out. In. Out. In. Out. Witthin minutes they both cummed and joe leapt onto his moms vagina and slurped away every last drop of juices that was there. "well did you enjoy it, son?" Joe nodded immidiately. "nothing ever better. and you were right! that stuff really IS yummyfull! i want to eat your cum every day and every night nomatter what!" Suzy giggled. "well only if you do the same to me...." she said in a voice as sexy and alluring as she possibly could." Joe nodded, "of course! i love the delicious juices!"
They both smiled at the same time and Suzy leapt onto her pony son and pinned him down by his ankles and wrists and began french-kissing him. Joe's eyes grew wide, not knowing why his mother was doing this to him but kissed back. After a few minutes of probing eachother's mouthes with their wet pink tongues, they stopped, both of them panting slightly. "um... mom?," joe asked, confused "what did you kiss me for? did i do something good? or am i really just simply that enjoyable to be around?" he joked.
"well honey, i... i... i don't know... i think i am... in love with you." Joe blushed tremendously and suzy giggled. "i...i... i... um... you're in love with me?" "mmmmhmmmm. i love whoever pleasured me that much.." Joe smiled and giggled like a little foal. "well... thanks?" he laughed and hugged his mom. She gave him a long slimy wet lick on the cheek back in return. He closed an eye as she did this because he didnt want any of the slimy dragon drool in his eye. He giggled. "i love you too mom... i love you too." he said, about to lick back.
Chapter 3: a hiker's appearance
Joe yawned. It was midaternoon. He was laying on his back in the grass, resting his head on Suzy's crotch, his mane tickling suzy's pussy and getting it tight. They were just outside the cave deep in the woods, far from the rest of the civilization.
Suzy then used her tail and began to massage joe's pony penis and balls through his pants. He moaned as the tail worked his usually small penis into a nice long firm form. Joe rubbed his head up and down suzy's pussy faster with his hairy head(the one on his shoulders) as suzy worked faster at his penis through his clothes with her tail. He unzipped his fly and let his cock out where the warm, pink tail gave him a tail version of a handjob. They both just sat there moaning, continuing what they were doing. After a few minutes they both cummed at the exact same minute. Suzy continued rubbing up and down Joe's cock with her tail as he relaxed. Joe's small anthro pony body was tired from his orgaism.
Joe fell asleep as suzy continued rubbing him. Suzy stopped rubbing and yawned, begenning to get tired herself... but then that's when she spotted it... a human... a teenager male was hiking along the woods, hot and sweaty from the sun beating down on him. Suzy smiled devilishly and snuck up behind the human teenager male. He didn't suspect a thing. He just continued hiking along. that's when she struck.
Suzy tackled the male and, to her surprise, he didnt scream or anything. He just laid there on his back, pinned down by suzy. Suzy smiled devilishly again. She debated with herself weather to eat him like a walking meal, or to drain him of all his cum. After a few minutes she made her choice. She held down the human's face with her tender, warm, delicate, 3 toed foot. He smiled and licked lovingly along the scaley surface of her foot.
The human obviously had a foot fetish. And a foot fetsih was definently, to suzy,something to take advantage of. She let him worship her feet as she wiggled her toes a bit along the humans face as the human licked, kissed, and sucked tenderly on her delicate feet. Then she had the idea. She teared off the hikers clothes with her teeth, not hurting him, or his penis, at all. So now he was laying in the grass in the woods, nude, staring lovingly at suzy's feet. She rubbed her feet up and down the soft skins of the human male, which was already very stiff and hard, and kept rubbing with her soft delicate foot scales. The human moaned and pumped into her feet.
She smiled and rubbed her feet together faster, the humans meat inbetween her feet. She continued giving him a footjob until a few minutes later, he reached a wet slimy 'cum spill', as she and joe called it. She lapped up the cum and now encased the cock in her muzzle. This alarmed the human a bit but he remained calm. But all worries were washed away when suzy sucked lovingly tenderly and happily at the meat, fondling the balls with her feet.
He moaned and pumped into her mouth and cummed, once again. She never let his cum-filled cock get an inch away from her muzzle. she just lapped up the cum inside of her muzzle with her slimy reptilian split tongue and kept sucking just as hard, if not harder. They continued on doing this as joe slept away, the sun working up a slight tan on his skin.
After a loonngg, very pleasurable, hour of sucking and licking and cumming into her mouth, The hiker just simply passed out from cumming so much. Suzy dragged the human away to a different corner of the woods and returned to the cave where joe was stil resting, nude: as usual. Sure the hiker would remember having a blow job from the fullgrown pink scaled dragon. who could forget something like that? but suzy was not worried. the woods were too large and vast for the humans to track her down even if the hiker DID tell. Besides, what could a bunch of hot and horny humans do to her? eat her? it would probably be the other way around :P
So she just smiled and cuddled with her anthro pony son and licked his face lovingly, falling asleep slowly as well.
Chapter 4: A CUMfortable day
Joe awoke, yawning.It was slightly foggy as he could only see a few trees when usually he could see the entire clearing in the forest where both him and his reptilian mother reisded. Suzy awoke too and looked at him and gave him a bunch of loving licks down at the sensitive part of his feet: the soft tender soles....yes.... his ticklish soles. the second most sensitive part of the foot. He laughed like crazy, pulling his feet away but Suzy smiled and pinned him down to the soft green grass on his belly. His feet were by her eager muzzle and her long pink scaley tail was at the back of his head.. Now he was completely bent to suzy's will. Joe felt himself getting hard thinking about what will happen next.
Suzy kept licking mercilessly at Joe's feet's soles's sensitive, slightly smelly, skin; tickling him like crazy. " HAHAHAHAAA MAA-HAHAHAAAAAAAAA- STO-HAHAHAAA!!!!-P!!!" he pleaded as she was tickling him; at the same time squirming like crazy. But she was much heavier than him and he was stuck being tickled.
She used her 3 fingered claws to spread Joe's toes apart and lick inbetween them, just as she did to the bottoms of his feet, AKA the soles. This REALLY set joe off and he laughed like crazy, trying to free himself like crazy but couldnt. After a long half an hour of being licked and tickled, Joe was finally stopped being tickled by suzy.
Suzy smiled and nuzzled joe. "you know mom... you're a real tickle demon." joe said teasingly and suzy stuck out her long tongue at him. Just seeing the huge slimy tongue got joe nice and hard again, already nude because Suzy ripped off joe's only pair of clothes when they first met. He wouldn't need them anyways, and never did yet. Who needs clothes anyways? He WAS, after all, living with a ALWAYS NUDE dragon reptile mother. And he deticated himself to be just like her. Except that he was a pony like twilight sparkls brother. :P
Suzy closed her muzzle gently around joe's pony cock and sucked gently, causing joe to moan and thrust his cock in and out of her muzzle. Witthin minutes joe cummed in her mouth. She licked his tip nice and clean, making sure to eat every last drop of his cum.
Joe smiled devilishly. ''alright mom....,'' joe said, smiling evilley "now its MY turn to eat YOUR cum." before suzy could react joe leaped at suzy's large reptilian slit and began eating her out; thrusting his thick pony tongue into it, teasing the inside walls. Suzy moaned and just layed there, her walls getting tight around joe's pony tongue.
Some pre cum leaked out from suzy's reptilian pussy walls. Joe eagerly licked it up and swallowed it where it went straight to his belly. "YUMMY!" joe exclaimed and licked faster and deeper in the pussy, wanting plenty more dragon cum to eat. and not just any ordinary dragon cum... SUZY's cum. SUzy moaned like crazzzy and kept cumming like crazy and joe kept licking it up and swallowing it all.
"mmmmm..." joe said, opatting his belly;"im full now..." . Joe smiled and hugged his raptilian mother. "i love you mommy! i love you're cum, i love your scales! i love your feet! i love your tongue! iii loooooovvvveee YOOUU!!!" Suzy smiled and then a idea popped in her head. "hey, my little pony friend... i'll always be here for you. No matter what. Wether it rains, sleets, snows, sunshowers, gets foggy, or is sunny out. I'll always be here for you.... both me and my delicious sweet cum." Joe smiled. "and my cum will be there for you, my loving scaly dragon mother!" He said smiling as they cuddled one another, enjoying simply being around one another.
The warm pinkish scales made joe warm and the soft plush skin made the happy loving reptile mother happy and CUMfortable.
THE END