A Big Horse Slut

edward's cousin is coming to be our nanny edward tells me. and he's bringing ed jr here for us to raise. eden is happy that i have money, because he's got 2 to 3 times as much as i do.

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Drifting Down the Loire with Da Vinci

Things were only looking weirder for their future, and edward wanted to rest up before it did.

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The Monster Within

edward said nothing, but dropped maggie to the floor and began undressing. he got his share of odd looks, but no one dared to question his actions.

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An Evening in Roma

edward draped the robe over his head, while maggie did her best to appear to be a young boy. if nothing else, they looked like pilgrims from some poor land.

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Little Boy Blue

edward said quietly.                 there were multiple stares, and for different reasons. "alexei, right now, the less you know of me and of maggie, the better.

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It's a Ring Thing

But edward ran his finger down her back, making her scrunch up and shiver. "look mags, he's right. let's worry about what we can do, not what is done and over."                 "humph! if you say so.

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Mooning Over Nothing

I need to piece together information for the taborum, and we need to return to get edward's key. i hate to think about driving a thousand miles each way, but if it will help, i'll do it." edward raised a finger.

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Twilight: Bella Swan and the Five Werewolves

Whatever they had done had turned jacob against her, and since edward had left, jacob black was the only thing keeping her together.

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Thomas Cartoon Series Double-Length Episode #2: The Pirate Adventure (ALT Cut No. 2) Part 2

edward: cannons? you just want to shoot first and ask questions later? mila: that's kinda the idea, edward. you've got a problem with that? edward: why, yes, mila! of course i do! we can't just kill them.

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Breaking the Da Vinci Code

edward nodded. "pretty sure." "and you found my pretty little cousin here. verona you look good enough to eat!" edward choked back a smart responcse.. "uh, what do you eat?" "anything i want! i ain't all caught up in the humans-for-food philosophy.

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Chillin After the Battle

edward began to protest. she had no patience for it. "shut up. i may never be able to call you husband, but you are my father and my lover.

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