The Drowning Chapel
### The Drowning Chapel A lonely prairie chapel stands in north Saskatchewan's lost lands where rails had once been said to lie where towns were left to rot and die A touring wolf was keen to see A ghostly town drowned in...
Mother Bear
### Mother Bear A mother bear protects her cubs from danger's closing claws, And shows them how to find the grubs and foods they need to thrive, But when the forest grounds run dry, she's given little pause, As instinct drives her not to die, she...
The Epic of Boozy Barrister
### The Epic of Boozy Barrister Oh, Biting blogger bein' boozy, Fuzzy, fussy, picky, choosy, Couple bottles in, was woozy, Desp'rit to unearth a doozy! Records empty, feelin' bluesy, All the shit he saw was snoozy, "'Nother story 'bout some...
Survey
### Survey Are you a man, or are you not? (You cannot in between be caught) And are you gay, or are you straight? (Please hurry up, this cannot wait) Are you Christian, or a dancer? Tick "YES" or "NO" or "NO ANSWER" Are you pro-birth, or...
Bottle Bottle
### Bottle Bottle I met her first inside the bar. A taller glass of somethin' else the poshest bottle bottle there real cool, but with a kickin' bite and Hell, it went down pretty smooth a single sip was all it took a taste to make my muzzle...
Camera Shy
### Camera Shy A model wolf bereft of clothes, Lou's job was catching eye— He asked his partner on his shows, But Jack was camera shy, To help dear Jack with his program, Lou cupped him 'round the crotch— He sat his hare behind the...
Tent Pitch
### Tent Pitch A coyote of carriage quite camp / Was notorious for being a tramp / He serviced wolf goods / While deep in the woods / At taking cocks, this 'yote was a champ / But over one can only be bent / So often before they are spent / So...
An Ode to the Small-Town Gay
### Ode to the Small-Town Gay The small-town gay is seldom seen / They disappear once past eighteen / To western coasts and city scenes / No matter where, they find the means / The small-town gay's a thankless job / To bear the looks and hurts...
Embrace the Beast
### Embrace the Beast There comes a time in human life when all seems stuck in swamps of strife, and mists surround the mire of man— but dare you ask how it began? Embrace the beast you've willed away, the faithful fiend you sought to slay, the...
The Yellowhead
### The Yellowhead Along a road called 'Yellowhead' I'd found myself alone— My ride had taken me to bed And, in the morning, flown— With paw outstretched and digit out, I walked the winter way, Yet not a...
Decorum in Grand Larceny and Other Such Criminal Courtesies: An Instructional Guide
Decorum in Grand Larceny and Other Such Criminal Courtesies: An Instructional Guide by C.M. Averin * * * **FOREWORD** If you are reading this, then in all likelihood you are a mammal of fine moral sensibility and pleasant disposition who, like so...
Dragon Slaying
### Dragon Slaying Sky-soaring serpents / Deep-lurking leviathans / Cave-dwelling creatures / Wise, fearsome, and powerful / Regal Gods inspiring awe / First benevolent / Reverence bringing favor / Reigns prosperity / Distant dreams of...