I Applied for a Delivery Job and Got Turned Into a Flying Reindeer?! Chapter Six
You are to midgets what midgets are to normal people." "w- well, you look like what a yeti has to clean out of its shower drain!" "at least that would mean i'd actually _touched_ a shower at some point in my life.
Freshmen Year: Gay, Bi, or Straight?
"g-guys... w-we-we're being attacked... by midgets!!" the laughter continued. dozer guffawed and pointed as well, but at the bull dogs crotch. "the only midget here is between your legs!"
Titan's Quest part 1
“yes, the ship-midget,” his captor huffed, its nerves seemingly getting to it. “do you remember it.”
Steven + Bee
Too slow to catch even the midget brielle lopez." i said tauntingly. he can over and hugged me. "you're not a midget. just vertically challenged" he said, smirking the whole time. "shut up doofus" i said. his braces flashed as he smiled.
Unintended Intruder - 01
"you're very own midget?" "ew," abigale muttered and both of the women fell into a familiar form of laughter. "i wish we could read japanese," the shop owner admitted.
All's Fair - Part 12
Jake's house was swarming with midgets - or at least, midgets when compared with anyone except me. they transitioned more-or-less peacefully to the patio out back when we arrived, herded by a half-dozen or so assorted parents.
The Stallion and the Mare, parts I - 7
And so except for a young man named steve who it was claimed was a horse-whisperer, we where the only normal people on the farm: the rest of her employees where midgets. that's right: midgets.
League of Ballbusting: The Magical Cat
Lamb approached the furry midget, hips swaying as his eyes lit up. was she going to remove the arrows and their magical poison?
Demarcation Line: Chapter 1 - The Incident
If you have time to be picking on midgets, why don't you go lose some weight instead?" my ears twitched at the deep voice that sounded from behind the boar. did he just call me a midget?
LIFE'S VOCATION
Far from a midget show, the enclosure has at its centre a single perspex tube, barely two feet in diameter and containing its subject: a grey-scaled dragon, with red wings and ears and spectacles perched on his snout.
Unintended Intruder - 01
"you're very own midget?" "eew," abigale muttered and both of the women fell into a familiar form of laughter. "i wish we could read japanese." "not me, i'm glad i can't understand what those girl's are screaming.
Maple Syrup Part 3
"hehe, seems to me like you two need a donkey and a midget to complete this outfit." i raised an eyebrow, my brother suddenly regained his wits when he heard mr. moore laugh.