The Little Restaurant of Horror
bob's burgers belong to loren bouchard business was slow these days; even though he was doing his best, the customers were just not biting his offer for his superior quality items. how could this be possible?
A Very Delusional Christmas
You made us all watch every episode of bob's burgers-" "it's bob _belcher!_" the coyote slapped the bar. "i'm not doing this." "no, the show is called bob's burgers." the kobold rolled his eyes. "the character, is bob belcher.
Another Stupid Christmas Story
“who are you, bob's burgers?" “what?" the coyote lifted his head again. “isn't he always groaning 'oh my god' like that?" “bob? yes." “no, bob's burgers." “is the name of the show." “isn't that _his_ name, too?" “bob's burgers?"
A Contractually Obligated Christmas
“it's bob burgers, after all? then why did you spend all that time arguing with me?" “no, it's not bob burgers, you idiot." the coyote growled, waving his hand. “well, _it's_ called bob's burgers, but that's not-" “his name is bobs?"
The Christmas Story That Wasn't
I'd play his lovable employee, bob-" “burgers?" asterbury slapped the table. “i'm in! i didn't know you were writing a story about bob burgers!" “cratchit." the coyote snorted. “bob cratchit." “bless you."
Coyote Fools Day
"you're already doing the bob's burgers groan!" "no!" the coyote slapped asterbury across the muzzle so hard it made his head spin all the way around, exorcist style. "we're not doing that joke, and we're not doing..." he waved his hand at the house.
A Good Enough Christmas Story
'_honey i returned to normal size and then shrunk down to slightly smaller size to fuck bob burgers from the hit show bob's burgers, and also let bob burgers fuck me. part two_." asterbury blinked. "wait, part two? where's part one?"
Jingle All The Coyote
Now _that_ sounds like a bob's burger's christmas classic!" "actually..." the coyote munched on another handful of treats. "yeah, that does kinda sound like a weird bob's burgers episode."
An Advanced Reality
"_ _ "bob's burgers?"_ _ "sweet, love that place! 1600 hours?"
Hotel
"bob's burgers is almost over." "i uhh, love that show." pete nodded, making his way over to the directed seat. he felt small and tingly. his face a bit flushed he was sure. he fussed with his shirt a bit more before sitting beside the man.
A Magically Medical Christmas
“hah, that's two bob's burgers groans already this year." asterbury clapped his hands once. “we're on a roll. do you know what the old grannies call me?" “i don't know, but i'm starting to sense a who's on first set-up."