false advertising
by
al song
the wolf looked into her dresser mirror and flattened the cobalt blazer on her stomach and sides.
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I usually release poems in my journals, but i want to make this one a "story" to test which gets a better response/viewing. Also im not good at serious titles soooo...
PS: dont be an asshole (ie rags)
You know who you are :3 (come back soon, and...
Gay sex, Oral, false advertising, free beer, topless women
She was aware that she could sue businesses that falsely advertised for a lot of money. she figured that not many people must have known that fact.
"yes, of course." the tanuki said.
Female, Growth, Kangaroo, Macro, Transformation
But i think they'd risk getting in a lot of trouble for false advertising. i'm sure there are lots of people who would order stuffed animals that acted real. if they couldn't deliver, they'd be sued for lots of money."
M/M/other, Plush, Teenager, Tiger, friend
One central criticism of religion which elizabeth had brought up was that it promised panaceas to the world's problems which didn't deliver what they promised, and that this made them false advertising.
Lesbian, Octopus, Shark, Skunk, Turtle
While it was perfectly snug for someone of lynda's size, the degree of butt hanging out could not help sparking notions of false advertising.
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"i'm pretty sure that's false advertisement," i said as we got out of the car.
"'course it is," stark grunted, slamming his door and heading for the lobby. he really did look tired, i thought as i went after him.
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"you got a guy here with false advertisement," the lion stood up then and i don't recall this guy ever being this stupidly antagonistic to anyone.
tess took the cup from my hand and looked at it for a moment, before turning to the feline.
Bear, Cunt Boy, Ferret, Gay, Lion, Male, Red Panda, Underwear, slice of life
"you got a guy here with false advertisement," the lion stood up then and i don't recall this guy ever being this stupidly antagonistic to anyone before.
must be the blue balls.
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A moment later, work crews began to quickly load the vehicle up with bargain-priced health foods... foods bulked with sawdust or promoted with false advertisements.
Fatfur, Female, Fox, Rabbit, Superheroes