False Advertising

false advertising by al song the wolf looked into her dresser mirror and flattened the cobalt blazer on her stomach and sides.

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Poetry for (Message deleted) XD

I usually release poems in my journals, but i want to make this one a "story" to test which gets a better response/viewing. Also im not good at serious titles soooo... PS: dont be an asshole (ie rags) You know who you are :3 (come back soon, and...

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Serenifi: Great Scott! Part II: Scene 8

Meet me by the falsely-advertised dvd billboard! goon: hey! there she is! goon #2: let's get her for some reason!

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Slice of Life: Brunch

"you got a guy here with false advertisement," the lion stood up then and i don't recall this guy ever being this stupidly antagonistic to anyone. tess took the cup from my hand and looked at it for a moment, before turning to the feline.

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Curious Heat

At first she scoffed at the ad, about to pass it off as merely a joke, a false ad put in by some fur with a few bucks that wanted a good laugh.

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Scott's Night Off: A Serenifi Spin-Off

Rhubella: talk about false advertising. i'm gonna sue the... (looks at the bag.) wait...

UnderGarment Sundays - Zeke

"you got a guy here with false advertisement," the lion stood up then and i don't recall this guy ever being this stupidly antagonistic to anyone before. must be the blue balls.

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Roo's Day

She was aware that she could sue businesses that falsely advertised for a lot of money. she figured that not many people must have known that fact. "yes, of course." the tanuki said.

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Amber Silverblood: Chapter Seventy Four

_ "i'm pretty sure that's false advertisement," i said as we got out of the car. "'course it is," stark grunted, slamming his door and heading for the lobby. he really did look tired, i thought as i went after him.

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Snuffed Sister

If that wasn't false advertising, he didn't know what was. he'd have to do some work before he could use his sister's body to properly wring his dick out. he snapped another pic.

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Vassalized Earth: Anxiety

Despite the false advertising and it looking about as nice as an east german tenement block, it wasn't unclean or seedy. it was just the kind of place a traveling salesman would stay at between cities.

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Alley Toll

They were eager to get some and a bit of false advertising allowed him to sell it for a higher price than usual. most of the time, visitors were in too much of an excited party mood to second guess it.

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