Zophie Meets the Neighbor
What has two thumbs and locked herself out of the house? Yeah. I wake up alone in the house. Mom and Kevin have already left for work. The triplets are... somewhere. I think Buster, the youngest, had mentioned something about a convention, or...
Zophie in Summer School
Summer School sucks! It's only three weeks, and I'm nearly at the end of the first one, but it feels like I've been going forever! There's only twelve people in History and ten in Biology, and counting me, two humans in each class. History starts at...
Zophie's First Time
I've been training in my dreams for about a week now. I have learned so many fun things to do in that time, it's just amazing. I'm itching to try some of it in the real world. Problem is I have a boyfriend. I can't set things right without explaining...
Zophie's Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through our home I was the only one going to bed alone My Canid stepbrothers, their rockets of red were so deep in some girls they were knotted And Mom in her heels, with her legs spread wide for my...
Zophie On The Internet
Never Google Yourself! Ever! Especially if your Dad has been arrested for one of the largest financial crimes in history. It is not pretty out there. I've avoided the internet for the most part since my release, but I was bored and stuck in the house...
Zophie Goes to the Therapist
I walk into the therapist's office with Mom and find no one there. No receptionist. No other patients. No one. The door leading to his session room is open, so I walk over and knock on the frame. "Hello? Doctor Holman?" I see a massive silverback...
Zophie Takes Driving Lessons.
Yes! I'm finally going to have some freedom around here! Mom set me up with driving lessons finally. I start today after school. They're going to pick me up when I'm done "helping after class." I walk out to find a little hatchback with a Panther...
Zophie Gets a Check-up
I was afraid I'd have to wait months for an appointment with a doctor, but Mom gets me in to see her gynecologist the next day. I'm nervous as all get out. I've never been a big fan of doctors, and my previous gynecologist didn't have the best bedside...
Dick or Treat
Why does nothing ever work out in my favor? Seriously. I took a job in a local haunted house this year. All the proceeds were going towards charity and I just thought it would be fun to do. I was hoping to do something scary like a witch, or zombie,...
Zophie Finds a Secret Room
These answers and more in the latest chapter of zophie's wild life! there's a secret room down at the bell end park! i wish i didn't know that, but it's too late now. you know how i've been jogging with mom down there and back every morning?