Zophie's Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through our home I was the only one going to bed alone My Canid stepbrothers, their rockets of red were so deep in some girls they were knotted And Mom in her heels, with her legs spread wide for my...
Zophie Meets the Neighbor
What has two thumbs and locked herself out of the house? Yeah. I wake up alone in the house. Mom and Kevin have already left for work. The triplets are... somewhere. I think Buster, the youngest, had mentioned something about a convention, or...
Zophie's First Time
I've been training in my dreams for about a week now. I have learned so many fun things to do in that time, it's just amazing. I'm itching to try some of it in the real world. Problem is I have a boyfriend. I can't set things right without explaining...
Zophie Gets a Check-up
I was afraid I'd have to wait months for an appointment with a doctor, but Mom gets me in to see her gynecologist the next day. I'm nervous as all get out. I've never been a big fan of doctors, and my previous gynecologist didn't have the best bedside...
Zophie On The Internet
Never Google Yourself! Ever! Especially if your Dad has been arrested for one of the largest financial crimes in history. It is not pretty out there. I've avoided the internet for the most part since my release, but I was bored and stuck in the house...
Dick or Treat
Why does nothing ever work out in my favor? Seriously. I took a job in a local haunted house this year. All the proceeds were going towards charity and I just thought it would be fun to do. I was hoping to do something scary like a witch, or zombie,...