A Deal is a Deal.

**A Deal is a Deal.** In a distant universe, as this is the easiest way to explain away the wheres and whys, a male humanoid, closely resembling the features of a komodo dragon, was giving lessons at what we will, for now, call a...

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Civilization Takes Another Hit.

**_Civilization Takes Another Hit._** A low voice came over the uplink. "We're vertical in 30. 29. 28." It continued to count down. "You know your rolls, stick to 'em, and we'll be in Vassail having a few in no time." A new voice...

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Warfare.

_ **Warfare.** _ A slightly hunched wolph morph walks into camera view, and takes a seat on the other side of the table. Two scars line his face, one on the right side of his muzzle, and the other slicing into his left ear. His fur is...

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Never Enough.

**_Never Enough._** "H-hey... Phen... \*pant\* This... ah... this is probably what it looks like, but I'll explain why it's different..." Phen continued to stand in the doorframe. "This one, I must hear..." Tergh...

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Random Idea.

Here's something I've been typing into my cell phone for a coupla days now. And boy, let me tell you, it's good to finally just sit down and type something up again... ([:3 **Yidley, a male frog, keeps having sexual thoughts and ideas invade his mind....

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The Tribe.

**WELCOME, MY READERS!** You _ARE_ my readers, right? Not my non-readers? (because those guys are a bunch of douchebags) Gewd... Very gewd... And might I suppose you are here because you enjoy the insane ramblings and stangly deranged stories that...

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Dis'Conte Dahte!

Here's a try at "phantasy" from dear old Maitland. I swung my battle hammer down, aiming for a quick kill. But the foul beast was not ready for an easy way to it's own hell. Catching the hilt of my hammer, just below the buisness end, the daemon...

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Descendant.

**_Descendant._** \*\*GOOD MORNING-- \*\*... \*\*... \*\*... \*\* HOLOGRAPHIC EMITTER WARMING UP-- \*\*... \*\*BEGIN: RUN FILE 'Descendant'-- \*\*ENJOY-- \*\*... Two centuries. ...

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Ahs Voi S'Zhet.

**_Ahs Vois S'Zhet._** 'Wake up, my little Azertek...' A soft, silky voice cooed. 'I have been waiting, for, oh, so long...' Breath rolled down his chin, neck, and chest, like cool air across the hand from an iced fruit stick. ...

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Intro to Love.

**_Intro to Love._** A human man stood upon a stage. At first glance, he looked neither old or young. When someone tried to categorize his age, they would eventually give up because they kept changing their minds. His stance...

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A Love Gun.

**_A Love Gun._** I layed down in the grass, and pulled the butt of the old Bio-Weapon to my shoulder. It was old. Millenia old. Older than written history itself. So old, in fact, its technology was lost to nearly all but the immortal. ...

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At the Speed of Silence.

A note to the reader. The species isn't defined, that way you can decide on how you want to make it. **_At the Speed of Silence._** A hallway, in a deserted mansion, has been sitting undisturbed for years. Dust has settled into a layer nearly an inch...

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