The Tribe.
**WELCOME, MY READERS!** You _ARE_ my readers, right? Not my non-readers? (because those guys are a bunch of douchebags) Gewd... Very gewd... And might I suppose you are here because you enjoy the insane ramblings and stangly deranged stories that...
Random Idea.
Here's something I've been typing into my cell phone for a coupla days now. And boy, let me tell you, it's good to finally just sit down and type something up again... ([:3 **Yidley, a male frog, keeps having sexual thoughts and ideas invade his mind....
Dis'Conte Dahte!
Here's a try at "phantasy" from dear old Maitland. I swung my battle hammer down, aiming for a quick kill. But the foul beast was not ready for an easy way to it's own hell. Catching the hilt of my hammer, just below the buisness end, the daemon...
A Deal is a Deal.
**A Deal is a Deal.** In a distant universe, as this is the easiest way to explain away the wheres and whys, a male humanoid, closely resembling the features of a komodo dragon, was giving lessons at what we will, for now, call a...
Warfare.
_ **Warfare.** _ A slightly hunched wolph morph walks into camera view, and takes a seat on the other side of the table. Two scars line his face, one on the right side of his muzzle, and the other slicing into his left ear. His fur is...
Never Enough.
**_Never Enough._** "H-hey... Phen... \*pant\* This... ah... this is probably what it looks like, but I'll explain why it's different..." Phen continued to stand in the doorframe. "This one, I must hear..." Tergh...
Civilization Takes Another Hit.
**_Civilization Takes Another Hit._** A low voice came over the uplink. "We're vertical in 30. 29. 28." It continued to count down. "You know your rolls, stick to 'em, and we'll be in Vassail having a few in no time." A new voice...
And Now That She Has One...
**_And Now That She Has One..._** Lesolan groaned in her sleep. Her dreems were dark, and she showed it in the way she twitched and slid around her bed. On a particularly violent jerk, she flipped off the side of the bed. Yelping...
Collection 2
And here is the probably not very awaited 2nd collection. I have decided that when I post 3 up, I will choose one and continue it for another post, just like _Ahs Voi S'Zhet_. Well, okay, never mind, I'll let YOU, the READER, decide! After 10 people...
The Girl Who Needed a Poke'Mon.
**_The girl who needed a Poke'Mon._** A tall woman was sitting upon the side of a bed, silently stroking the bangs of her daughter's dark chocolate hair. 'Dear...' Her soft voice cooed. 'Dear, wake up...' With a groan,...
Ahs Voi S'Zhet.
**_Ahs Vois S'Zhet._** 'Wake up, my little Azertek...' A soft, silky voice cooed. 'I have been waiting, for, oh, so long...' Breath rolled down his chin, neck, and chest, like cool air across the hand from an iced fruit stick. ...
Intro to Love.
**_Intro to Love._** A human man stood upon a stage. At first glance, he looked neither old or young. When someone tried to categorize his age, they would eventually give up because they kept changing their minds. His stance...