Dinner and a Show
"ur kiling me here" "i cant believe u sent me a pic like thatt while Im working" "u better cool it ur driving me crazy here" "if u dont stop u will reget it, i mean it" "Im serious toby ur making me so HUNGRY" "girl if u keep this up i wont...
Close Encounters of the Furred Kind
I would say that it was a classic tale of alien abduction, but that wouldn't really be accurate... Not by the strictest definition, anyway. The reason why, as you shall soon find out, is that Earthlings' perception of alien contact could not be more...
The Quickest Way to a Man's Mind as Well
He stared beyond the rusty old gate before him, to the mansion that laid beyond. If the creaking mess of wrought iron in front of him seemed ominous, it was nothing compared to the house itself. The rotten siding, broken windows, and dead trees dotting...
Dark Rituals
"This place is haunted, you know. Every full harvest moon, it happens, something of unspeakable horror, that none of us can even imagine. It awakens." "When it enters into our world, it is said a loud howling can be heard, one that makes even the...
Employee of the Month-Part 3
Employee of the Month-Part 3 Rex couldn't believe how long the kid slept for. He went to college himself, and even he didn't attend a four-year college like the fox lying next to him, he had a degree. But even so, harkening back to his old "rock...
Employee of the Month-Part 2
It was so stiflingly hot, why did the air conditioning ducts go to every 'room except for this one? "Tap-tap-tap" went Lucky's pen on the side of his chair as he tried to do anything to keep himself awake, the oppressive heat in the 'room wearing down...
Employee of the Month-Part 1
"Well then Mr. Rho-Lucky," The kangaroo seemed to stutter for a moment, caught between a sigh and a smile. Leaning back in his chair, Mr. Morgans stretched out his tired back, his prominent belly pushing out his tucked in shirt for a moment. The old...
Afternoon Delights
"So booooored" Deimion said with a sigh, sprawling himself out on the couch as the local weather man reiterated (for quite possibly the hundredth time) that there would be a slight chance of showers tomorrow. "Well, quit watching the weather...
You Scream for My Cream
"And I would walk one thousand miles, and uhhh... he would walk one thousand more! Doo-doot-doo... Fuck, I don't know the rest." That's how it all started. Or, as far as I remember it anyway. It was supposed to be a normal Friday like any other. And...
Party Favors
The jungle was as enchanting at night as it was during the day. Vibrant colors and energetic sounds were traded for a serene stillness as most of the jungle's inhabitants rested. Those that were still awake moved slowly and with purpose, careful not to...
"You're Acting Like a Child!"
"Excuuuuuuse me miss? Do you have any Dream of Halloween shirts around here? I know I've seen them on a rack before." Manny's voice got higher and louder the third time he asked, but it didn't help. The girl behind the counter continued to leaf...
Lifehacks
My rig starts to hum and the screen flickers to life. Patterns flash and lines of code fly across the screen as my computer prepares itself; I take a deep breath in through my nose, smile, and sink back into my chair with an immense feeling of...