Professor Will Not Face Charges for Sophomoric Acts
**Professor Will Not Face Charges for Sophomoric Acts Across Time** _May Fourth, Los Angeles_ Professor Albert Rosen will apparently not be facing charges over what his critics call "an inconceivably stupid and catastrophically dangerous series of...
Rejecting God
_Rejecting God_ It was a remarkably average day until Randall got a call from God. His shift at the restaurant had ended and he was relaxing at home. The possum was tired, wondering if it was worth it to turn on his video games when his phone...
The Soloist
Foreward: There are certain joys that can only be experienced alone. Another poem out of me! I'm still not considering myself a poet, but I must say, I'm growing more and more familiar with it. This was another idea that got...
Moroneae Domesticus
Foreward: Spiders are just little pests . . . unless you work with a bunch of idiots. An absolutely absurd comedy piece, inspired by Monty Python, cartoons, and my own debilitating fear of spiders. This would probably work better in a more...
the Duet
Foreward: So, here's a little bit of poetry for you! I don't really consider myself a poet, but I'm taking a class that studies poetry next semester, so I figured I'd give it a whirl. That, and the idea got stuck in my head and I...
Big Kitty
Foreward: Another short piece of fluff, a continuation of the story "Little Wing," written from the girl's perspective. Still no names, so this is the last you'll see of these types of stories. For a while at...
Little Wing
Foreword: Short piece of fluff written around my all-time favorite Hendrix song, which you should have a listen to if you don't know it, and based on a fantasy of my own. The characters are actually extensions of others I've got runing...
Their Color
Foreword: Cecilia lives a colorful life, but no one is more colorful than her husband Abel. This story is a bit of an experiment for me, as well as practice with description and imagery. I twisted the concept from a game/practice...
Moving On
Foreword: How can any follow in the footsteps of the great few? Another poem for you! This one follows a significant, if childish, meter that I thought I was so creative for coming up with until I actually wrote it down....
Little Wings of the Storm
Foreword: A terrible storm may rattle windows, blow leaves, and streak with lightning, but can be memorable for different reasons. Another poem out of me! This is another free verse work; I avoided a specific meter and...
The Wanderer
Foreword: Tell us where you have been, and the things you have done. Another poem for you! And it's a SONNET! This piece was written as part of an assignment for a class I had last semester focusing on jazz, blues,...
Karie\'s Shower
Karie and I had just finished tearing out all of the old, rotten wood from her porch awning. The contractor was willing to do it, but the cost of the demolition and remodeling was too much. She called me over to help her rip out the wood so she...