Of Father's and Son's
Bandeet," the opposum said with a bit of a flush thinking of the implication behind those words even knowing full well what they were doing. "i told you they were fine."
Adventures of Simo the Skunk: Escape from the Pray-Away-the-Gay Boy's Bible Camp! Part One
In a moment, a crowd from the church was upon them, pulling them apart, and putting the struggling skunk in a strait-jacket, while leading the opposum away, hogtied in a cage, despite the fact he was also playing possum.
A Life In College, Graduation Day
I very clearly remember when my phone rang the day of my graduation. It was early, for starters. But as my phone exploded with noise and the need for immediate attention, I sat up with a snarl and a groan and slapped at my desk. I felt it under my paw...
Escape from the Pray-Away-the-Gay Bible Camp! (pt.1)
In a moment, a crowd from the church was upon them, pulling them apart, and putting the struggling skunk in a strait-jacket, while leading the opposum away, hogtied in a cage. the skunk snarled, and all but cried.
Between a Rip and a Hard Place
Was a horse in here earlier sort of getting him set up, said something about this being punishment for something, i dunno," the ferret replied, slowly jerking off the opposum's cock.
A life In College, Afterward Part 3: Final's Week, Part 5
I woke to, what I though, was a ridiculous text from Rel the morning of my last final exam "Come work out with me!" the text said. it was followed by a smily face, and I looked at my phone for a good two minutes before I wrote back. "Okay..." I...
Mendo Kills a Kitty (Working Title)
The opposum's head exploded like an overripe melon. his ragged stump of a neck continued to spurt while the rest of him toppled forward to twitch on the floor like micheal j.
A life In College, Afterward Part 2: Final's Week, Part 1
I think I was sweating. No, I _knew_ I was sweating. My eyes felt dry, as did my tongue, and all the saliva I could lick onto my lips didn't do a thing. My chest was tight too. My ears twitched nervously, and I knew my fur probably looked like it had...
Beach Day
Feriha was showing off that the fat ugly mongoose was more secure in her sexuality than the hot lithe opposum. damn ugly mongoose.
Whatever Gods Exist
She stood and inserted a new paper silhouette into the mechanism; an opposum this time. she picked up gun number eight from the box and loaded it. she stepped up to the range, aimed and fired once. the bullet hit the shoulder.
Obamastory (very immature)
Barocket obomberman which was kind of illegal but not enough for people to care so then later obama drove to pizza hut and got a pizza and wrote "from #botplace" on it and drove 125 miles to give it to a loupdrake in texas who was with jon mahon and an opposum
Gorky's Christmas Carol
The opposum tightened his jacket and walked back to the hangar. he heard the pick-up driving away, it's exhaust fumes dissolved in pale snowfall.