Despite being scam artists, we do possess a patent for the super speedy cider squeezy 6000. it's a legitimate invention. if you do exactly what i say, i'll sign the patent over to you."
"hmph!" applejack said angrily.
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"how did you get that patent?"
teeba smiled. "oh, that's a whole story into itself. but it starts with me entering the patent office and ends with me leaving this morning with a patent. turns out i can be quite encouraging!"
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But this story does not end there, for amazingly she still held the patent on the virtually indestructible monofilament line that held her high-tension bikinis and slings together.
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A Monarch sometimes retains the particular benefit of being able to inspire absolute terror through relatively innocuous gestures. More specifically, he is able to do so if he is looking at an especially timid young man who is hoping to stay in the...
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Ideas that he worked at, drew up on taco bell and white castle napkins, and submitted to the us patent office. for a year, miles made money off of companies paying him for his patent ideas. genius ideas no one had ever heard of.
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"the one who works at the patent office."
"what's a patent?"
the wolf shrugged. "iunno. something to do with patting things down, i guess? i never talked to him much. they're quiet except during block parties."
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"our patented process will have you in howling good shape in no time." he grins, deep voice seeping through the speakers of the outdated tv.
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"a-as you can see, our product's patented composition allows maximum pliancy, letting them stretch to fit _any_need."
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He managed to save a reasonable amount from the profits that came with the patents, which he kept for his future.
"which he doesn't literally mean, but there's a little bit of irony in registering a patent--a license for exclusivity--with the same organization that can, in theory, steal your patent 'for its own good' or 'the good of the public ...' of which prociev pendrael
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It was scant and naughty, made of red pvc patent leather, and with my obsession with shiny things it seemed only fitting.
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