Alakazam – Sam the Surly Sceptic
"we already did that," the magic rabbit-man answered blithely. "but now i'm bored and horny. not quite as horny as you - although you're about to get a lot hornier once i'm done with you."
Sweet & Sour
She pointed to a crudely drawn brown bunny holding a pink wand, "i'm a magical bunny princess." "oh, that's very pretty," jeffy commented with bright eyes, "what sortsa magic do you know?"
Lotus Blossoms
Simon towers has had enough with the towns bully. with a little help from an app and a magic bunny he's gonna get his revenge but good. comments appreciated. simon rubbed the side of his face he'd lost teeth today thanks to harold.
Magician Rabbit and her Assistant
The human double-checked everything for the show and the dumb magical bunny was nowhere to be seen. tanner considered quitting numerous times. the work was awful. his boss was forgetful. and don’t get him started on the fucking pay.
Alakazam – Otis The Noisy Nuisance
#1 of alakazam alakazam the magic rabbit man teaches people to turn down that damn music. bang! bang! bang! "huh?" otis grunted. he looked around with his bloodshot eyes. bang! bang! bang! "there it is again," he thought.
Two Of A Kind
"i don't think y'could have anticipated a magical bunny eavesdropping your mirror."
Alakazam – Liam The Lying Liar
#2 of alakazam don't lie about your dick size, or magical rabbit-men will teach you a lesson. liam staggered away from the drinks table. his feet swerved awkwardly to avoid the discarded empty cups and cans that had collected on the floor.
Hey Rocky...
She never figured at five in the morning, she would be having an orgasm thanks to a magic bunny that popped out of her hat....even as she thought of it now (her body rather receptive to the lovingly warm laps of the lapine tongue) she was planning to get a
Carlos Loves Chocolate
Warm stickiness which sent the smell of chocolate surging more potently than ever though the air, and which made carlos cry out in surprise once again as he pulled back ever so slightly from adrian's embrace to peer down at the handsome, ever so edible magic rabbit
The Legend of Lupenimus Albinus story
Its typical prey includes enchanted deer, magical rabbits, and other creatures of mystical forests. mystical abilities: white camouflage: can blend perfectly with snowy environments, becoming practically invisible.
Easter Bunny Recruitment Program
“magic rabbits on easter… are you seriously trying to lead me to believe you're the easter bunny?" the rabbit on the right leaned back against the wall, lightly banging the back of his head against the surface.
The Lagos Magician
Don't think they'll take 'a magical rabbit did it' as an excuse." "then transform." lapin spoke in an annoyed tone as if it was obvious. "then you'll be a magical creature too, and invisible to anyone who hasn't awakened." "um...