Asteroid Catastrophe
_"We interrupt this program to bring you an emergency broadcast. An asteroid..."_ Well, doomsday has come. That was the first thing I heard when I turned on my TV. An enormous asteroid is going to hit Earth in about a day. The host said information...
Prompt 27 I stoped walking
I walk, I talk, I walk. i Past trees, past leafs, past pasts. i I stop, to see. Another me. i Nothing is said, I walk on Later, him under an apple tree. Rainy night, it's cold, no firelight I see a dim distant flame, Its sheltered...
Bullshit Errands (revised)
As he watched the gorgeous lioness rock and sway atop his body, a fleeting thought crossed his mind: _thank god for bullshit errands..._
Just Once: Subways are Bullshit
LAST TIME ON JUST ONCE: Exactly how your first date ISN'T supposed to go, complete with still being in the friendzone at the end of it "I kind of have to go somewhere," Jem said, "so I can't really drop you off back at home." "It's alright! I'm gonna...
The Bullshiter's Club: Three Month Later
"so... how much of that was bullshit,' steve asked, re-lighting the pipe that had gone out during the fox's story. "it's sort-of true. i changed the names and toby's species to produce a story that our host could publish.
Chapter Three Time Traveling Bullshit
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Cynicism teaches people to be aware of such bullshit. bullshit is everywhere, man. seriously.
Wrong Side Of Town
Fucking bullshit i have to deal with... walking home, that's bullshit! and i'll never forget this night, cause it only happened an hour ago... the night i get raped. that's some bullshit.
An Appalachian Christmas Gamble
"bullshit my asshole, silas!" i snarked, "turn it over!"
Ferris, the Clever Fox in the City
For next to bullshitting there was one other tactic to employ. it was the second, and usually final, line of defense.
My Thoughts on the "Reptilian Agenda"
After having researched much of the "reptilian-humanoid conspiracy" i've heard so much about, and the history as well as the mythology behind it, i give my opinion as to why i think it is mostly bullshit and thinly-veiled anti-semitism rather than anything
Mass Retard Effect -Day 1-
Day 1- bullshitting the bulliest of bullshit shephard wakes up, and looks at his intergalactic space clock. it says 13:21, which shephard, being very retarted, could not read, or even understand the numbers.