Bear Puns
Chi-cling. The bells on the wrought-iron door cried when they were swung open. The large paw of the grizzly bear passing through it scrapped gently on the metal as he entered. This same dark alley, connecting to the same dark door, painted that same...
Halftime Entertainment
It's halftime of a pretty important game in the division. The Crystal City Sabretooths are top of the league, and us Yerba Whalers, just up the coast, are struggling to hold on to the middle. It's my third year as a pro football player, and I'm finally...
History Lesson
Although this ends in a truly egregious pun, it's not an entry in the "back to pundamentals" contest. my three entries are already posted, and they're more furry-based -- the puns themselves relate to furriness.
Makin' Bacon
Many of my other adventures were as equally interesting as some I have already told you about and some are a little less exotic I guess you could say. I mean, how thrilling can it be to talk about your typical farm animals, like sheep,...
Lucario Used Frustration!
Fair warning, puns based on pokémon move names will be plentiful. disclaimer: this story contains themes of homosexuality as well as explicit descriptions of sexual acts between males, some of which may be underage.
The Plight of an Underdog
I just got done reading the entries again and with my brain already heavily reliant on puns, it's now filed with tons more of them.
Ameowzing Day
'oh god, are we doing more cat puns? i swear if that theory is true it must have been a 40 year old dad that went back in time and is making everything into a cat pun.' luna knew he should stop thinking so hard over becoming a cat anthro.
On The Lamb
On the Lamb By CalexTheNeko Scott ran out through the bank doors his heart going a mile a minute. His clutched a small brown paper bag in his hands that contained the spoils of his endeavors. Several people on the sidewalk jumped back as he came...
Sisterly Love Part 3
Warning: The following contains cub/incest/lesbian, if one, several, or all do not appeal to your tastes, please cease and desist reading this. Should you so feel inclined to continue, I take no responsibility for your mental capacities following such...
Late Night Secrets
Any pun here is intended. i barely got over 200 words which was set as minimum. the big gray wolf crouched at the door of his baby girl, 12 at age, his only child, to find out about the moans and roar. his thoughts were already running wild.
Buff and Fluff vs the Muscelid Menace
"since i refuse to say your name as it's a freaking pun, i'm just going to say you. you are going down, you." buff sprung into action, his feline agility only marginally hampered by his musculature.
Rejection Slip
Dear Mr. Black Wolf... Thank you for letting us read your story "In Space, No One Can Hear You Hump." After careful consideration, we're going to have to decline publishing it in "Fire Plate." The characters are good, the futuristic setting is cool,...