ch 30 the search begins

A midget, i guess. but she sure has a lot of brains. every time we go somewhere here in sinnoh, she has something to say about it. i guess she's a scholar.

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The Grin Paws - Chapter 1: The Grin Becomes Ye

"i would say if they are real, then ye best pay yer respects...for what i've heard, those 'little green midgets' are magical and capricious..."

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Breaking in Modruk part 2

One of the midget orcs, clint, logan believed, was lying on his back while a beer bellied, rhino with bloodshot eyes and a blazed expression messily slurped at his groin.

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An excerpt from the Great War (sci-fi, violent)

A light second away the concentrated might of six _glories_ worth of attack ships was chipping away at the enemy fleet, daring them to turn their fire away from the deadly commonweath capital ships to deal with the swarm of midgets.

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Chapter Twelve

"i can't believe i used to have sex with that midget." bel stared at the lupine in surprise. "you did?" kyle shrugged indifferently. "i'm lonely and he's pretty attractive for a creepy little boss."

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Cops and Robbers

"alright, there's some pasta in the fridge, they can eat that, and make sure the midgets get in bed by ten. any questions?" "no, i think i got it." seth had risen to his friends aid before, and frankly he was fond of the husky clan.

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The party! [PART 9]

Im a midget. i can't say no. and people always question my name." "question 'yer name? why that?" "im a grown-up man and my name sounds like that of a female princess." luna softly giggled. "but why did your parents name you that?" vermont asked.

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Hyde Meets Jerry - Master Meets Butler

The portly, midget butler bowed and walked after expressing his thanks and closed the door.

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Till Death 6

The midget ordinaz was replaced by holospheres of scenes from different locations as the words droned on. it was the news. "next program," said dorn.

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Holy Deer: The Deer Kids

Then the deer broke through the windows and landed on a stack of dildos and it slipped and broke one of its antlers. a midget was walking nearby and the deer shoved its antlers up his ass and he died a slow painful death......

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Good and Evil ... after hours

"hey, dan, remember that joke you told me yesterday about the midget and the priest? i told my boss that one and he couldn't stop laughing." mal exclaimed. "you told my joke to the devil?" mal hooted with laughter. "you are so good for my ego!"

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