Dog Days (Commission)
"wilson needs to learn to clean up after that damned midget mutt." kicking the offending chewbone away with his green stained sneaker he continued to mow the back yard. "at least he pays well." that was the third landmine today.
Beach Bunny Bingo
Beach bunny bingo a lady rabbit no taller than a midget with fur the color of sand and hair as black as the midnight sky wanders a beach aimlessly clutching a staff with a finial of an ankh with the tree of life in its loop.
Bone King: Booty Call
And for some reason he couldn't fathom, she had decided that a midget runt in a tank was more preferable to any number of the full-sized men fawning over her.
Aldruin, Chapter IV: Foxes
I get my head chopped off doing his work without needing to be undead or a midget, and i still make my pay." she said, as if it was a mark of pride to lose your head, and being either undead or a midget allowed you to lose it any easier.
No Secrets from Roommates
Pain in the ass because you're never allowed to say anything _too_ good about yourself, but at the same time, you _definitely_ can't say, 'and then in the end i decided i didn't want to fuck ashley after all, so i went back to the dorm and jerked off to midget
Half-Blood Chapter XI
You look ridiculous by the way, like a midget wearing ian's clothes... and um... next time you guys do...whatever you two did be a bit quieter or cast a silencing spell around the room so nobody can hear you... you woke me up.
Beat the Gladiatrix 3
“what i imagine," tatiana says, taking some steps up to annabelle, looming over the petite blonde and looking down at her with a neck craning down perhaps farther than it needed, “is the midget miss prim is sending a dwarf to fight me."
The Society, CH 25
At first denton thought he was young, in his early teens, but then realized he was a midget. "welcome back," the twin to the left said, "i hope your visit was fruitful?"
The Grin Paws - Chapter 1: The Grin Becomes Ye
"i would say if they are real, then ye best pay yer respects...for what i've heard, those 'little green midgets' are magical and capricious..."
MECHA GO BOOOM! Chapter 2
She stared at it thinking, what kinda midget lives there? oh yah! she forgot they were stopping at his house, how silly of her. proteus was the midget. hehehehe. > > "hey porntus! mind if i shorten your name?
ch 18 family fun
As latias caught her breath, she saw the midget lugia floating in front of her. the lugia shook a finger at her, "naughty child. aren't you a little too old for these games by now?"
Mushrooms, Turtles and Pipes, Oh My! 2 - Koopas Aplenty
The crowd mostly left, except for one or two who went back to ask koopin a few questions, one of whom was the masked red-cloaked midget who conversed with the tour guide in what sounded like another language.