Not that either of them was short, even at five foot nine, damian still had to look up at them and felt like a midget standing between them on the short elevator ride to their apartment floor.
"ooh, you should.
Alcohol, Anal, Blowjob, Cum, Ejaculation, First Time, Gay, Husky, M/M/M, Messy, Oral, Polar Bear, Reluctant, Size Difference, Swallowing, Threesome, straight to gay
One of the midget orcs, clint, logan believed, was lying on his back while a beer bellied, rhino with bloodshot eyes and a blazed expression messily slurped at his groin.
Drugs, Foot Fetish, Gorilla, Humiliation, M/M, Orc, Orgy, Watersports
"i would say if they are real, then ye best pay yer respects...for what i've heard, those 'little green midgets' are magical and capricious..."
Curse, Dancing, Male, Paws, Shoes, Tap_dancing, Tapdancing, Wolf, leprechaun
A midget, i guess. but she sure has a lot of brains. every time we go somewhere here in sinnoh, she has something to say about it. i guess she's a scholar.
Human, Lucario, M/F, No-Yiff, Pokemon
King turns around and goads with a mocking smile that i now assume is permanent, "come on fourth wave, are you going to be beaten to the top by a midget with even shorter legs!"
Amnesia, Dark, Death, Fantasy, Raccoon, Series
Then the deer broke through the windows and landed on a stack of dildos and it slipped and broke one of its antlers. a midget was walking nearby and the deer shoved its antlers up his ass and he died a slow painful death......
Abuse, Action, Bad Language, Bizarre, Comedy, Deer, Humor, M/F, Rape, Violence
"alright, there's some pasta in the fridge, they can eat that, and make sure the midgets get in bed by ten. any questions?"
"no, i think i got it." seth had risen to his friends aid before, and frankly he was fond of the husky clan.
Anal, Cub, Husky, Leopard, M/M, M/M/M, NC, Oral, Toys
"i can't believe i used to have sex with that midget."
bel stared at the lupine in surprise. "you did?"
kyle shrugged indifferently. "i'm lonely and he's pretty attractive for a creepy little boss."
Anal, Bad Language, Character Development, Cougar, Deer, M/M, Plot Development, Rabbit, Story Progression, Story Series, Wolf
It made me look like a freak or a long-tailed midget. you stopped everything you were doing and stuck up for me. you told everyone to stop making fun of me, everyone. then after they left, you told me they made fun of me because they were jealous.
Cute, Gay, German Shepherd, Husky, Male, Romance, romantic
A light second away the concentrated might of six _glories_ worth of attack ships was chipping away at the enemy fleet, daring them to turn their fire away from the deadly commonweath capital ships to deal with the swarm of midgets.
Military, Sci-Fi, Skunk, Violent, Weasel