Feeling Horny

So, long ago, in another life, i wrote some stuff about undertale.

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The Shopkeeper's Care

**Just for fun. enjoy peeps ;)** * * * ....you've never felt so powerless in your life. You were sure you were going in circles by now, seeing as this new confusing path you've taken has been of no help getting back home right now. The wind...

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Alphys' Modern Life: Camera Shy (Part 4)

A FEW MINUTES LATER, AFTER ALL OF THE GOLD HAD BEEN CONVERTED INTO CREDIT... (AND THEN QUITE A FEW HOURS LATER, AFTER ALPHYS AND COMPANY HAD FINALLY FINISHED BUYING EVERY LAST COPY OF THE DVD AND RETURNING IT TO THE LAB...) "Alright, I think that's...

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Alphys' Modern Life: Camera Shy (Part 3)

Sure enough, the background music was another medium, because the two of them simply could not find even one other song in the undertale soundtrack that sounded more profoundly like porn music.

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Alphys' Modern Life: Camera Shy (Part 2)

A FEW SECONDS LATER... "So, uhh...how do I look now?" Alphys sighed and blushed, crossing her arms behind her back and crossing her legs awkwardly as she nervously awaited Toriel's response; despite everything, her polka-dotted dress was still just...

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Evil Angel

Ralsei sighed. He was walking down the highway, head speakers in his ears at full volume blasting Rufus Wainwright's entire discography (if you don't know who he is slight your fucking throat). He was wearing a black t-shirt with a blood red anarchy...

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Muffet's Secret Ingredient

Commissioned by fa: faceless_lord and starring a character from undertale, we have a little story that shows that some people should really think twice before talking. if you enjoyed this story, please consider dropping me a tip at [email protected]/*

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Giantess Toriel X Asriel: Motherly Fuckery

In what is quite easily, without a doubt, the kinkiest moment in all of undertale fanfiction history, asriel crashes alphys' incredibly sleazy slumber party and somehow manages to talk her into shrinking him to nearly microscopic size...and then, naturally

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Draconicon's R34 Harem 15: Into the Underground

Draconicon's Rule 34 Harem Chapter 15: Into the Underground Sponsored by BlazingPelt By Draconicon The air shimmered and swooshed around him as the portal opened in a place where the wind had not touched for all too long. The...

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The lesson....

Burgerpants kissed nice cream guys lips once more, making sure that his lips pressed softly against the mouth of the rabbit. The rabbit couldn't help but let out a chuckle in response to the cats efforts. "BP have you...actually kissed someone before"...

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FF: A Fallen Hero

After the orphan Frisk fled from a nearby human village, a young adventurer was sent after the child to learn of their whereabouts, his name was Rhyne Hansol, a gnoll no less. He journeyed to Mt. Ebott nearby in pursuit of the Human tracks, following...

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