The New Duchess
Not even a proper pawn shop, Mike thought, looking around the old store. There was hardly anything of value - no video games, no guns, no portable power tools. The only thing Mike could hawk at all were the big T.V.s, but he could hardly carry one of...
Lady and the Tramp: Blurred Lines (with music parody)
Angel hopped down from the boxes, finally coming back down to earth. She'd been lost in the rooftop world of cats for over an hour, with Max. The large Maine Coon had tried his best to end the itch that still boiled deep inside the young Pomeranian,...
Housepets! - Teaser? I hardly even KNOW her!
Max's eyes snapped open. He was in his bed at home, when just seconds ago he had been in Dragon's arms. _Was it all a dream?_ He grumbled, but was that really such a bad thing? If he'd _really_ just cheated on Grape with an intergalactic space dragon...
Housepets! - Earning Peanuts
Peanut blinked. _Where did Dragon go?_ he thought. He looked around the park, and noticed that Max and Tarot were also gone. "What just happened!?" he exclaimed. Grape was still standing right beside him, looking just as confused. "Did he...did he say...
Housepets! - Max Me Another
Dragon hovered above the park, peering down at the two, tiny dogs. One might assume they were beneath her notice, but the god's eyesight was more than enough to focus on the tan and golden canines below. _So odd to see my love in such an awkward,...
Housepets! - Graped in Gallifrax
Peanut clenched his eyes shut, knowing that interdimensional travel could be disorienting. Still, he was _really_looking forward to this double date. "To Gallifrax!" he declared, just as Tarot closed her glowing eyes and shifted the entire universe,...
Love Potion #10 - Part 4
I woke up and realized I'd been crying again. Damn it, I told myself I'd stop doing that! My brother would be back any day now, and _then_I'd look silly. Derek had been gone for an entire week now, and still the police had nothing. Officially he was...
Perdie's Affair, Part 4 (Illustrated)
I... was... _exhausted_. We had not _one_, not_two_, but _ninety-nine_little puppies to look after! Why, there were so many puppies in such a small, London flat, Pongo and I had managed to slip out of the house for almost a _week_, and Roger and Anita...
Over Sea, Cover Blown?
"There she is. Grab her!" Anderson ordered. His voice was soft, traveling through all the microphones into each operative's ear. Naomi Lee waited patiently in the black, windowless van, mutely listening to her commanding officer issue orders. She...
Aladdin: Do the Rat Thing, Part 1 (Illustrated)
"Okay. You've seen the thieves' quarter. Now can we go back to the palace?" Iago squawked. Jasmine was grateful he'd come along, but she wish she'd brought earplugs! "No. Do you know what Aladdin called me? _Princess!"_ "Offend not my delicate...
Lady and the Tramp: In the Pipe, Five by Five
Tramp was becoming increasingly suspicious of Peg's motives. He'd told the Lhasa Apso he was simply looking for a cooperative squirrel or ferret, yet every block he followed behind the golden-furred bitch, the deeper into the less-desirable portions of...
Catholic Bitch: Bad Boy(s), Part 3
Dot blinked in the bright, morning light, dazed. The glare was only part of it. The young Dalmatian had just been grabbed and thrown in the front yard, the gate left wide open, in the depths of her first heat. Justin had thought of everything in the...