The Crash, The Man, and The Unexpected Bird of Paradise
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The Twofold Tribe
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Paying Your Tab
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Servant of the Sea
Disclaimer - In old sea charts, they would leave large swaths of rough waters blank with only a vague doodle of terrifying serpentine figures and the note "Here Be Dragons." Discerning readers do the same thing in modern days, leaving such sordid tales...
My Favorite Things
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The Fourth Siren
Disclaimer - This is a work of erotic fiction. Please do not read if it would be unlawful for you to do so. The Fourth Siren The cool salt water of the ocean enveloped him as he splashed overboard, causing a moment of fear before his head broke the...
The Hunters and the Herd
Disclaimer - In case you haven't herd, this work contains copious amounts of male on male relations, animal transformation (oh deer,) and interfamily amorousness. If this doesn't sound like what floats your boat, then I highly recommend you try finding...
Gay Werewolf Sex
Disclaimer - Contains a broken Atari 2600, terrible shag carpeting, and Gay Werewolf Sex. (This is a work of pornographic fiction. Please do not read if it would be illegal for you to do so.) Gay Werewolf Sex Columbus Day has quickly become the day...
Learning from a Lioness
Disclaimer - This is a work of erotic fiction, please do not read if it would be illegal for you to do so. Learning from a Lioness Well, I was supposed to come out here to find myself, which is really an odd thing when you think about it. As far as I...
Roughing It
Disclaimer - Do you have a high tolerance for camping-based innuendos, puns, and an inordinate amount of transformational gay sex? Wait, you do!? Well, heck. I guess you'll probably enjoy this story then. Really wasn't expecting that . . . (This is a...
Dragon Essence Sauna
Disclaimer - This spa package is not responsible for any damages caused by people turning into horny dragons. It is, however, solely responsible for the sudden, overwhelming surge of pleasure caused by turning into a horny dragon. That's kind of the...
Persuasive Perfume
Disclaimer - Not looking to try the new line of psychedelic perfume what turns you into a sexy skunk person? Then read no further. (This is a work of pornographic fiction. Do not read if it would be illegal for you to do...