Knight to Remember
"was that a pun i heard?" he said before letting out a chuckle. he was also rather sensitive to puns as well considering he always told them prior to drangleic being sacked. "maaaayyybbbbeeee."
Role Play
For it to work, both parties worked together to create an entertainment that would make sure that, to use the pun, something good came of it. this... michael: sean? sean: sorry. i think somewhat in shock. michael: that bad?
Morning Routine 2
Several more egg puns followed as the squirrel ate his breakfast. the bacon helped satisfy his need for salt and the toast was slightly underdone for his taste, no doubt a reaction to the first batch burning.
Tales of Furope: Tama's Revenge
"...did you just make a pun at him?" "i sure did!" "we're trying to be intimidating!" "what could be more intimidating than when we turn him into a meowcro?" "that's **micro!
Gemini Ties: Candy Maid
"ooohhh, i love puns." she unlocked the door and went inside. she closed the door and was about to say something. what she saw in the back room made her drop everything in her hands.
An Ounce of Hope
I kind of have a habit of making puns because my life is such a joke... perhaps it'll be harder to realize that i'm a disgrace if people take me less seriously, right?"
Personal Introduction
Let's call a spade a spade: my last name is a pun. no one else in my family is a bat, though. my parents are straight out humans, my older brother is a tyrannosaurus, my older sister is a bald eagle, and my younger sister is a scorpion.
The Great (Nerf) War of Plaisir: Afterword
Everything from nerf wars to flourishing to shooting my housemates in revenge for bad puns. also i have about twenty five of them now... nerf guns, not housemates, that is. i have a problem. well, i have many problems, and this is clearly one of them.
Chris-tal Ball (Anthro Gardevoir TF/TG) [GIFT]
Yes i am proud of that pun title. sue me. chris was sitting at his home studying hard. finals were coming up and he wanted to be sure that he'd ace them with flying colors.
Sabhira's Daughter #14
#15 of tails of the khajiit in which bad puns are made in the sleeping giant tavern. | [!
//?A Curious Sergal: Part 10.001
At the speed he was going, any falter in his running would foul (pun not intended) his fragile (and hollow) avian bones. whoosh! another storm of fire arrows went up in a graceful arc just outside the city walls.
Thomas Shorts: Smile for the Camera
Besides, i think your amply sized cock looks quite 'strapping', tied down between those beautiful fluffy sacks you now carry around between your legs." emphasizing the word 'strapping' and chuckling at his own pun.