The Quest for the Holy Dildo #1
| "He returns tomorrow," said the Argonian, obviously worried. "What are you going to do?" asked Kitty as she climbed down into the hot tub. When Muz-Ra had left Castle Kitty, of course she had to tell Kitty about her affair with Krris. It took...
The Acrobat
The Acrobat By Zrathie Darren, the dingo, leaned against a chain link fence watching workers move road creates and equipment inside the arena. There was a large banner advertising a trapeze act. One of the flags had a grey and black fox swinging...
Valentine's Day with Vitelia
Jaxon always hated how fast the sun sets this time of year. Sat in his office space, the room around him lightly illuminated by a dusty, old desk lamp and a relic of a computer monitor in front of him, he curses the sun for getting to call off work...
Queen Muz-Ra #10
| A few minutes later Kitty, Ubergard, Cheetah and Udaran were lounging in the hot tub. "It was hard," Udaran was explaining to Kitty, "to accept that Cheetah had become more popular than me in the magazine honestly. So I was already poised to go...
Queen Muz-Ra #9
| (Author's note - the 'people' standing around the wall are actually more mannequins. That might not be clear.) Ubergard, Kitty and Muz-Ra were sitting with Bhusaran in the main meeting room at H's underground chateau, home of the Tails of the...
Queen Muz-Ra #8
| Ubergard was up on the balcony, doing martial exercises with her blade the following morning when she heard someone approaching below. Looking over the parapet, she called to the man below. "Hello! What do you need?" "I have a message for...
Queen Muz-Ra #7
| Suddenly, a voice came out of the darkness from the side of the tavern. "My lord, perhaps this would be a good time to return to Dragonsreach?" said Irileth from the shadows. "Irileth, I _told_ you to wait inside, didn't I?" "Yes my Lord." ...
Queen Muz-Ra #6
| "So, Jarlyboy, do you often get the hots for other species?" Balgruuf laughed at the informality. "No, I'm afraid you're the first of the beast races I've ever been interested in, in that way." |...
Queen Muz-Ra #5
| After knocking at the door, Muz-Ra was admitted to a small room by the Housecarl, Irileth. A hooded figure sat on the bed nearby. At her arrival, the man looked up and gestured to Irileth who exited to the balcony but still obviously within earshot....
Queen Muz-Ra #4
| "Just one thing, Irileth. You understand Red is under my protection. Should anything_uninvited_ happen, you and I _shall_ dance." "It would bring me great pleasure to dance with you, Ubergard. But that will not happen. He's not that sort of man....
Queen Muz-Ra #3
| Ubergard sat alone on the bench, watching the proceedings. She was intrinsically stoic in her demeanor, but in her own way she had developed a strong affection for Muz-Ra and Kitty during her adventures with them. While she didn't often engage in the...
Queen Muz-Ra #2
| "Wait, let me get this straight. It's_inside_ their butt?" "Well... kinda... I mean, it's not... It's like your liver is inside your belly, but it's not in your stomach." "Ah. Next time I split one open, I'll keep an eye out for it. But that...