My bone
"but its not fair!!!" Lucasion protested. "He doesn't even love you like I do!... probably" he huffed as his tail waved in anger "and also he doesn't know about your... your ladyness, yes!!" he argued. He was sooo upset that he even let out a small...
AbortUS strikes back 6
"Where is she!", Arthur said as he raged all over the palace in search of a teleportation rune. "She stayed there, but I'll bet she followed me here", he yelled as he tossed another sofa. "YOU ARE LISTENING TO THIS, AREN'T YOU!?!?!", he called out....
AbortUS strikes back 5
"There is no time...!", the voice echoed into the air. Arthur shifted in his sleep. The frost giant figure yelled at him, the crown on the figures head clearly pointing to his status. "Go to safety! I do not wish to rely on the pirate mercenary...
AbortUS strikes back 4
"Oh Malion, you don't need to explain anything... I mean, my eyes worked properly the last time I checked", Lillian made a joke as Malion laid down on his belly to cover his penis. "Well princess, I take it you know that dragons posses psychic...
Fight on Europe!
Europe Europe in my heart, when will you see, the kebabs are closer we sing with all our hearts as the kebabs grow ever closer Far far beyond the middle sea lies the threat of the kebab they wont let you be as we fight ever onward Europe...
AbortUS strikes back 1
"This doesn't make any sense!", Liura said as she pulled yet another poor dead soldier to the cart, just re-baptized as the death cart, by the surviving soldiers. The dead humans lay everywhere and the survivors were doing their best, to give them a...
AbortUS strikes back intro
"I don't understand Kole!" Vladan Glupi said. "Why did we allow them to win once again?" He asked as the four AbortUSed once seated themselves around the table of slina. It was made out of magic glass and underneath it was the every shifting faceless...
An encounter in the dark woods
"Kaspia!" The elven commander yelled across the encampment. He was searching for the (in his eyes) lazy, good for nothing, sex addicted rut of a human who has by some higher force been able to get the title of assassin. He saw the figure he was...
Princess and the Dragon 14
The dawn was late that day, the sun came later than anyone expected, the weary guards dragged their sorry arses and sleepy heads back to the barracks, they got the privilege of not being part of this war, for they were both weary and tired from...
Princess and the Dragon 13
Arthurs head was spinning, he nearly threw up and it took him some time to regain his focus. The teleportation spell worked, but he had no idea where he was, until his eyes fell on the mountains of gola voda, he snapped and started racing towards the...
The adventures of Stanko and Jebac- chapter 1 the journey begins
On the road to the village of Kartfild, there were three figures, these three companions made a very strange appearance indeed and especially in these parts, the first one was Stanko, a older mage, the second one was the young warlock Jeba? and the...
Princess and the Dragon 12
In the night, there was a movement, there was a figure outside the estate house. That figure was well known to us, she was Lillian, the oldest princess of the king. Now, what she was doing there with a battle soon coming, could have been anyone's...