Dance of Pride
He says, completely dumbfounded, seeing me run alongside the float. he quickly leans down, reaching his paw out to me, and i grab hold, holding on tightly as he pulls me up while i climb on top of the float.
The Wild River - Lazy Noodle
The drag of their body against my tail spun my float and the sun overhead wheeled slowly.
Love Beneath the Surface-Chapter 1-A Floating Stone
I have beginners use water pokemon because they naturally know how to swim and float. the trainers simply learn from my lessons and being with their pokemon." "well, i don't have any pokemon like that besides my swampert."
The summary of the Gyetkti Floating Cattle by Professor Marlo Trotsky
floating islands and have no more wild relatives left extant.
Fifty Shades of Tan: Magic in the Air
Soon, all around us, other items began to float and join our erotic dance. candles, several books from the shelves, loofahs from the hot-tub, and our clothes.
Bloodfuckers
If ever there was I time that I loved her, it was in that instant - Holding her fur, kissing her face, and feeling the warmth of her blood as it ran down my fingers. Then I bit her head off because I don't actually have a brain. And then I fucked...
Captain Incesto and the SPAAACE BABIES
There is no Captain Incesto because I ate him. He did not give me considerable rectal distress because I possess no such rectum because I'm a skeletal dinosaur. There are no Space Babies. I can't believe you ever thought there were. I mean what the...
Sparklejizz, and the Defennecation of Prague
Precisely 3 seconds after being hurled... or actually drop-kicked... out of a fourth-story window of a red-roofed mansion, Sparklejizz - the douchiest fennec ever - began to wonder where he had gone wrong in his adorable, albeit totally stupid...
Warrior Sorcerors in the Gay Analvore Kingdom of the Eevee Atmosphere
The day I embarked on the quest to save the hermaphroditic vampire pony princess was the same day I learned how to stick both hands inside my rectum. First I had to hump my way through the Fields of Randomized Battles. This part of the journey was...
How I Got Banned From PonyCon
I solve problems with my crotch Problems such as: opening the lids of jars, sipping tea and sewing scrotums to pillows. Neither the scrotums nor the pillows are mine. _(Exeunt)_
They Say This is Also What Happened to Henry Ford
_Terrible decisions are made under the influence of lust_, the Pornographier mused. Yet this truism had provided no obstacle or dissuasion in the pursuit of what hundreds of bored and sexually miswired men (mostly) had previously sought to obtain -...
Neoteny is Monotony
April the 3rd is the day when she took off her shirt and I discovered that my dog-headed wife of twenty years had testicles for boobs. I was 19. I was married about a year before actually being born and so was "she" (if you could still call her that,...