Water Closet Trolling
_Water Closet Trolling_ "Rotten sniveling little backwashed dog-trash lazy stupid ugly . . . ASS!" Ledding's voice echoed off the whitewashed walls of the station and clean linoleum floors. He ascended the stairs and looked around the main...
FML With Coda
_FML_ Kevin placed a few more candy bars on the rack, trying to arrange them neatly. Then he leaned back, tossed his head behind him, rolled his shoulders and sighed. Part of it was sincere fatigue, the other was sincere boredom. Not a lot of...
FML
_FML_ Kevin placed a few more candy bars on the rack, trying to arrange them neatly. Then he leaned back, tossed his head behind him, rolled his shoulders and sighed. Part of it was sincere fatigue, the other was sincere boredom. Not a lot of people...
Professor Will Not Face Charges for Sophomoric Acts
**Professor Will Not Face Charges for Sophomoric Acts Across Time** _May Fourth, Los Angeles_ Professor Albert Rosen will apparently not be facing charges over what his critics call "an inconceivably stupid and catastrophically dangerous series of...
Rejecting God
_Rejecting God_ It was a remarkably average day until Randall got a call from God. His shift at the restaurant had ended and he was relaxing at home. The possum was tired, wondering if it was worth it to turn on his video games when his phone...
I Can Do It Better
_I Can Do It Better_ The music from the sound system cut to a low hiss. Corey turned around to the stage, if it could even be called that, where some young tiger was tuning an acoustic guitar. Dissonant chords filled the room and Corey quietly...
Castrato
**_Castrato_** They brought the cub to me when he was five. Even one such as I was skeptical. I demanded a demonstration. He looked to his father, a destitute, grubby thing, embarrassed to be in the presence of one such as myself. In my fine home,...
A Sneezy Honeymoon
It was oddly intimate, and then he'd be sneezing too. they didn't have any work for two weeks, anyway.
Scent Removal Services
Contains: references to semen, flirty feral dragon time, playing disinterested, swollen reptilian groin slits, seismic toss, rampant wildflower destruction, transformation, sneezing, shrinking, canvas-tops and implied vore.
Loona and the Stolen Sense-Feather - Chapter 5: Round Two, Fight!
Her frustration builds along with the sneeze, finding this easy oversight to be so embarrassing. of course he would target her snout.
A Titan And His Mouse: Part 4
The god quickly turned away from his mouse and towards the remaining bits of the city and let loose a mighty sneeze. as the powerful winds erupted forth they literally blew away the rest of the city with a simple 'ah-choo'.
Horse Fever
As he hopped out of bed, he felt a sneeze coming on. he stifled his sneeze as best as he could, but he tilted his head back and let out a loud "achoo!" as he let loose, he felt his face thrust forward with the sneeze. "ugh."