Castrato
**_Castrato_** They brought the cub to me when he was five. Even one such as I was skeptical. I demanded a demonstration. He looked to his father, a destitute, grubby thing, embarrassed to be in the presence of one such as myself. In my fine home,...
Workplace Romances
_Workplace Romances_ Kevin was destined for greater things. No, those greater things weren't astronaut or politician or "_coffee master_," whatever that was; but greater than the night shift at a crummy grocery store. The fact he hated his job was...
Proper Planning
_Proper Planning_ "Hey, Kevin," Lukas, a slightly stocky raccoon in his late twenties, said, "would you mind helping me out and stocking bread?" Kevin, a scrawny fennec some years younger than Lukas, turned away from the vending machine and his...
Sexist Windows
_Sexist Windows_ "I have the sneaking suspicion this window is sexist." My friend looked at the window of the university cafeteria we were sitting near as streams of rain ran down it. Currents moved within the streams, appearing as moving scales...
Water Closet Trolling
_Water Closet Trolling_ "Rotten sniveling little backwashed dog-trash lazy stupid ugly . . . ASS!" Ledding's voice echoed off the whitewashed walls of the station and clean linoleum floors. He ascended the stairs and looked around the main...
FML With Coda
_FML_ Kevin placed a few more candy bars on the rack, trying to arrange them neatly. Then he leaned back, tossed his head behind him, rolled his shoulders and sighed. Part of it was sincere fatigue, the other was sincere boredom. Not a lot of...
FML
_FML_ Kevin placed a few more candy bars on the rack, trying to arrange them neatly. Then he leaned back, tossed his head behind him, rolled his shoulders and sighed. Part of it was sincere fatigue, the other was sincere boredom. Not a lot of people...
A Sneezy Honeymoon
It was oddly intimate, and then he'd be sneezing too. they didn't have any work for two weeks, anyway.
Scent Removal Services
Contains: references to semen, flirty feral dragon time, playing disinterested, swollen reptilian groin slits, seismic toss, rampant wildflower destruction, transformation, sneezing, shrinking, canvas-tops and implied vore.
A Titan And His Mouse: Part 4
The god quickly turned away from his mouse and towards the remaining bits of the city and let loose a mighty sneeze. as the powerful winds erupted forth they literally blew away the rest of the city with a simple 'ah-choo'.
Loona and the Stolen Sense-Feather - Chapter 5: Round Two, Fight!
Her frustration builds along with the sneeze, finding this easy oversight to be so embarrassing. of course he would target her snout.
Horse Fever
As he hopped out of bed, he felt a sneeze coming on. he stifled his sneeze as best as he could, but he tilted his head back and let out a loud "achoo!" as he let loose, he felt his face thrust forward with the sneeze. "ugh."