Suspension of disbelief
Of course, the female protagonist managed to turn him into a good guy and ended his misdemeanors for good. it was inaccurate, it was cheesy - but the worst part of it was that jack had found several scenes... he wasn't even sure what to say. hot?
Communication Breakdown (A2, B1, C6)
And as far as fans of the cliché show, who want to see the main male and female protagonist hook up? it's not going to happen because falcon murdered my _fiancée_ and i've got to go and beat his ass for it. now, if you'll excuse me, i've got to go."
The Persistent Dragon Lets It Slip
Always with titles like "forbidden desires", or "midnight temptations", or "passion at sundown", and always about some idealized masculine character that sweeps the female protagonist off her feet.... "wait.... you mean, mother been reading to you?"
The Persistent Dragon Chows Down
"they're full of page-long descriptions of shirtless men with chiseled muscles that almost always end up having sex with the female protagonist!" "yeah, so? that's why i like them!" penelope adamantly responded. jenivive stifled a snicker.
And With His Many Jagged Teeth 14 - He Found His True Self
Smoke-filled hallways of triangular designation to look futuristic, romantic long-maned female interest of wolf ancestry plunging her sirrablade into a villainous lackey's neck, the courageous human female protagonist charging round corners with the
Jockstraps: Engaging Eli
_"urf,"_ grunted the female protagonist. _"urgh! aaaaaah!"_ his toes curled within his work boots as his thrusting grew more and more desperate.
Her Number One Fan
She'd once had a confused new reader think that a line of dialogue was being delivered by the female protagonist's _vagina_; mistaking a bathroom for a more common type or getting the colour of an incidental piece of clothing wrong seemed entirely reasonable
Secretarial Duties
The books had a cult following of housewives and young women, but had garnered some backlash from the community when a university student accused the books female protagonist as being a sexist daydream, wished up by a man, hiding behind a woman's name.