Kritter Komforts
**(Sequel to Big Chief)** One day, Thomas told Chieftain that they were going for a walk, and Chieftain was very happy. Thomas had been rather distant the past few days, since their little "incident" in the bedroom, though why, Chieftain didn't know....
Greatest Expectations
**_Greatest Expectations_** Future generations would say it started with a flash and ripple through the sky, as if God himself punched the earth. Perhaps that was not far from the truth. A god had set his sights on the little sphere, third from the...
Must Love Dogs
Jeff had decided to sleep in, and only managed to roll out of bed at around noon when the sun was shining through his window and into his face and refused to let him get any more sleep. Sitting up in bed, he stretched himself and scratched his chest,...
Teremok
"I'm just saying, why call them _Trojan_ condoms? I mean, the Trojan horse allowed a bunch of seamen to get inside and rape the city. What kind of message are they sending to the virgins?" The bartender looked at the wolf a long time, his face...
The Best View in the House
**_The Best View in the House_** "The view from the top is exquisite," Pliio often said, and he was most certainly at the top. After only three years of business, _MI69_ had established itself as a fixture in Queen City's nightlife. A twelve hundred...
The Shifting Tides of the Balance of Power
It was dark. There was no pain, or agony, or noise, or light, or movement, or cold, or heat. There was only an all-encompassing darkness. Alduin was aware of it, and only it, only of the oblivion that surrounded and enveloped. How Alduin welcomed...
At the Academy
Gilda saw the finish line first, despite the fact that Rainbow Dash was ahead by a few feet. Having an eagle's eyes had its advantages, after all. There was maybe a hundred yards left in the race. Rainbow Dash had been dominating most of the race, but...
FireFox
Lexington didn't have a definite path as he walked through the forest. Having left his Pokemon at the PokeCenter to recuperate after a particularly vicious gym battle, he didn't see any logic in rushing in his afternoon walk. It was a nice day after...
Weak and Powerless
Trixie did not believe in an afterlife, which was a pleasant thought for a pony seeking oblivion. All the pain and ridicule and mockery, all the laughter and snide comments when they thought she was just out of earshot, she could not take it anymore....
Soarin' Through the Clouds
**_Soarin' Through the Clouds_** From the first moment Rainbow Dash finally made it into the air, she knew she wanted only one thing: to go fast. Some Pegasi, upon first learning the ins and outs of flying, had the foolish wish of being the fastest...
King's Orgy
Torran's paw was shaking so much; it took three tries before he managed to push the doorbell with his claw. Inside the impressive mansion that belonged to "King" Rey Roo, the doorbell boomed and rang, long and loud. Hopping from foot to foot and still...
The Fun Has Been Doubled!
"You're sure this is the right stuff, Pinkie? None of that Shrinking Violet stuff? Bleh." The pink pony nodded her head enthusiastically. "I'm sure of it. I even went to Zecora and everything. Told her I was going to prank AJ. I think she's still...