Double or Knotting
Zofia stewed the entire van ride. It was bad enough she'd been dragged along into "the great outdoors". She had to share a van ride with Micha. The Polish Hunting Dog was always trying to grind her gears. He was only along for the ride because Szymon...
Outback Stake Out
I always knew something wasn't right about our family. When I was born my older brother was already 16. I barely even met him before he went off to college, but when my mother went to parent teacher conferences, they didn't look out of place at all. I...
When Druids Cross Faction
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Mario, Our Princess Is...Um...
**"Thank you, Mario! But our princess is in another castle!" I said for the second time, scratching my red and white head. The fat little man tipped his hat politely, looking frustrated, and moved on. How many times would he accept the same excuse? ...
Backstage Pass
The musical had been fantastic. A song-infused adaptation of Robocop had sounded like a really dumb idea, but it was Broadway, and sometimes the weirdest things just _worked_. The energy level from all the actors was really high, and the satire was...
Martha Gets a Turn
Helen answered the door, to find her school friend TD at the door, wearing his trademark red baseball cap. "Hi, T.D.!" she said excitedly. "Hey, Helen. Is Martha home?" The boy peeked past her, glancing left and right for any sign of the yellow...
The Joys of Child-Bearing
Joanne left three towels on the floor, sopping up all the bath water that had splashed out of the tub during the explosive rutting Bear had given her. Her husband's German shepherd dog had taken quite a liking to the young woman; at least, when she was...
Speed Dating
It is awkward being a laughingstock at school for something you aren't ashamed of. Ida Lukacevic, the dog-fucker. Ida the one-woman puppy mill. Ida'd sleep with anything that moves! Some guys took that last one to heart and asked me out on dates, but...
Thirty Minutes in Heaven
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Hole-y Mary
Mary Madsen groaned as she hung up the phone, sliding on her work-out shorts and grabbing a hammer and nails. Not again - the neighbors complaining about her dog Muffles getting into their yard. That dog wouldn't learn to leave the back fence alone!...
Life's a Bitch
I didn't have it so badly, really. Sure, I had the night shift at a hydrogen fuel station, but at least that gave me a lot of time to do homework. I was training to become a mechanic like my Dad, though I got plenty of strange looks. A lot has changed...
Just a Loser Pothead
The wheels on my bike whirred softly as I pushed it alongside my Shepherd/Husky half-sister. I was a pure husky, but the two of us were different in a lot more ways than that. She was five years younger than me, and had twice as many legs. She was the...