New Slave

Not like these flat stomached girly boys that prowled hipster bars like this. so why was he here? why a bar that had no tvs for the jets game and had florence & the machine instead of the stones?

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Guilty Love (Hyena (m) x Human (m) gay)

He takes a deep breath and unbuttons his collared shirt from a long eight hour shift at the hipster diner. staring into the ceiling he notices for the first time all the stains and cracks on it.

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Measuring Up

"you're such a fake hipster. i'll bet you say you hate undertale too." "shut up. i don't hate it, it's just way too derivative of games like mother 2 to be worthy of any real attention!" "holy shit, mother 2?

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Chapter 3: "And Now I'll Never Turn Back..."

After reading some of hipster butterfree's stories, i got the idea of writing a t-rated rebelshipping story, where the main focus was an incarnation of hilbert that possessed n's pokémon speech capabilities.

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High School of Cliches

Hunter's attention was on the limber fox in a hipster vest in the corner of the lunch room, sitting by himself.

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Inkerman Street - Part 1

I had often wondered how they coped with their clientele in inkerman street, consisting as it did often of wealthy migrants, homos, hipsters and their fellow travellers. i assumed money cured all ills, as it always did.

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(To Be Named) Chapter 3

"you look so hipster today," ben joked. "at least it's better than what most people wear," and they were off to meet rico in the lobby. ... the city had a festive buzz to it as the trio exited the subway; major holidays were fast approaching.

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Pelvic Punch, Nasal Crunch

Unapologetically gay and perpetually on the lookout for wide asses and cute faces, he found that his job at such a small and hipster-friendly clothing store attracted quite a few men who fit his definition of sexy.

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Where Did All the Dragons Go?

Vampires are a common sight, having obscenely late hours means their steady drip of midnight hipsters and bookish alcoholics flows seemingly without end. unicorns are the second most common, for far less nefarious reasons one could argue.

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The Disappointment of Papa Wolf

He wore a tacky flannel over his greasy tee and realized only when he neared the clubs that the flannel made him resemble the hipsters. blending in helped him get inside, and once there, he took off the flannel after finding it warm enough in the club.

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Old Van Rorie's Book of Practical Cats

"i've been fucking saying you hipster that we need like a school shooting or a plague or something, because the hallways are way too damn crowded.

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Ocean Depths. Chapter 33

On the beach, the movies, down town next to one of the hipster statues they had built... it was strange. to have this life. a family like this. something he had never fully known. "hey bud." lucas said a bit more softly than he ever really meant too.

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